Single Mom Goverment Bailout

Single Moms Cutting the Line For Goverment Bailouts!!  USA!

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SPEAKER_04 0:01

Welcome to the Generate Nation podcast. It wouldn't be an intro without a sex noise. Without a moaning. I think it's important to moan right away. Like moan, burp, fart, something. If we ever have a female uh co-host again, probably some queee fing.

SPEAKER_02 0:16

Maybe. Shout out listener. Yeah. Yeah! Wendy's the shit! Wendy Wayne's fucking in the brains. I'ma go hard till she makes me insane. She would suck me dry. I love you. You're the best. Um, you know. You know, my uh shout out to uh one of my uh siblings. Okay. Kind of nice same way kind of gave a little little bit of like uh backhanded slap uh with her words. Ooh. We're I was talking about crap.

SPEAKER_01 0:47

No, my vape, not the baby! You always drop your fucking vape. The vape!

unknown 0:52

Woo!

SPEAKER_01 0:55

No, daddy! I need the fumes, daddy! Give me the fumes, daddy!

SPEAKER_02 1:02

So, anyways, your sister. Yeah, let me get rid of that voice. I love it. So my we were talking to uh I was talking to my conservative father, who I love, but um we were my sis my sister had been talking to him about um how there's a like a breadth of information out there that is consumed outside of NBC Nightly News, Fox, and your mainstream media. And she goes, you know, she goes, you know, anyone can have a podcast, you know, and she goes, motions over to me. And before before she could do it, I was like, I was like self-deprecating myself. And I was like, uh yeah, yeah. And she goes, case in point, and I went, fuck you, okay? Yes, we do, and it's wonderful. And if you happen to be listening to this episode, um I hope you're not judging uh a book by its cover. Is it recording?

SPEAKER_03 2:00

Yeah, man, it's recording. Are you sure? Yeah, see, it doesn't just like it does, it's alright.

SPEAKER_04 2:04

It's like, hey, if you're listening, it goes a light, it goes a dark and then they're gonna. Take the noose off and turn the volume up and just have let's have a good time.

SPEAKER_02 2:12

That should be our intro. Noose off, volume up, kick your shoes back and have a nice time. Noose off.

SPEAKER_04 2:20

Get some funny dicks and put that shoe down that you were stitching for four cents an hour.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Put that gun down or put that noose down. Whatever you gotta do to get through the day. Don't kill yourself today. Oh, yeah, or a next day. Uh time trouble back. Don't kill yourself today.

SPEAKER_02 2:43

That's great. You're so depressed that you're like, dude, I'm not even doing it. You regret not doing it earlier?

SPEAKER_00 2:50

I'm going back. We're going back. We're going back to the future, Marty. To kill myself.

SPEAKER_04 2:58

But then you realize you can't do it. You're like, oh. Because you already went this, you have to tell the old person.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

I gotta go. We gotta go back, Marty, to kill myself in the present. To tell myself to stop living.

SPEAKER_01 3:11

Don't go back to night school. Don't go back to night school.

SPEAKER_02 3:15

Marty, don't touch your mother there. Oh my god, what's the way? Why did why did he become Christopher? Could you imagine Christopher Walken as back to a few years?

SPEAKER_04 3:22

Well they had they made most of it with what's his face up. Uh you know the guy, Eric Stoltz from The Mask? One with a fucked up face and mask. Like Really? He was like, you know, like a weird face. I mean the guy that plays um from Cher. Cher was in it with she was a mom, and he was like that was the original character. Yeah, and they're like funny, and then they got attired fucking Michael J. Fox. Because he had to go directly from uh family ties like all day, and then he would shoot at night and back to feature. Most of it were night shots.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

I forgot he was uh he did TV as well. Well, I mean he did he did TV after.

SPEAKER_04 3:59

Yeah, that's why he was exhausted, and that's why it got Parkinson's, right? Is that how it is?

SPEAKER_02 4:03

Yes, it's just you get so tired. You get so tired. You're like, I'm so tired, and your body just starts shaking the trying to wake you up. They're like, get up, get yourself up, Marty.

SPEAKER_04 4:10

You know what? If they waited long enough, they didn't need to have him like not become a rock star because he he hurt himself in a car accident with needles, they could have just let nature take its course.

SPEAKER_02 4:20

He's like, you guys are gonna like this one.

SPEAKER_04 4:21

It's like this time it's just like blum, blum, blum.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

He starts playing. What if Marty McFarlane recorder was Parkinson's dude?

SPEAKER_00 4:33

We have to stop Parkinson's Marty. It's or it's or it's gonna tear you apart in the year 1996, and not you. Yeah. The actual actor, the you.

SPEAKER_03 4:45

Quivering, quivering at an impossible rate.

SPEAKER_01 4:48

Is there something wrong with the the gravitational pole?

SPEAKER_02 4:52

Like now, we only got 72 megawatts more than that. Do they have Parkinson's? I can't let go of Christopher Wall's. Um Parkinson's, I feel like was uh that's that's definitely more recent. Right.

SPEAKER_04 5:06

I don't we're just gonna say it was 83.

SPEAKER_02 5:08

This is gonna sound really stupid. That's not what Luke Garrick's disease is, right?

SPEAKER_04 5:12

No, that's ALS.

SPEAKER_02 5:13

ALS. Okay. And that's not AI. And it's not AOL.

SPEAKER_04 5:16

It's AOL. AOL. You can get it from cyber. I got ALS from ALL. I'm surprised I didn't get Parkinson's from cybering too many grown men as it's cyber cyber by accident.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

What is that? Can you tell me what about cyber?

SPEAKER_04 5:28

Cybering is what is what we know to be sexy now. But it didn't include photos.

SPEAKER_02 5:33

You're gonna can I you want a cyber. You can cyber.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

You start off, here's how it goes. You either like, it was his you read a private message and go ASL. AIDS location.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

ASL, are you American Sign Language?

SPEAKER_04 5:47

Yeah. And they're just like, burp, burp, burp. You can't hear me by going like.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

You're like, oh, I'm gonna be I'm waiting all day for this dial up tone, and you're just you never hear it.

SPEAKER_04 5:57

You can't hear, you don't know. How do you you know what the worst part about being a deaf team in the 90s? You don't know what AOL sounds like. You did well, you didn't know if your internet was connected. Or when you got interrupted. You also never know if you got mail.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

You'd be like, oh, we've got mail. What would be what if instead of uh You've got mailed? Yeah, basically. You got mailed when you missed.

SPEAKER_04 6:19

Oh my god. Oh, and uh oh my god. That's great. Oh, so I do have a deaf sex story. It's not for me, but it is you haven't heard. I don't even know about it. It's not for any of our deaf listeners because they're all the trans the transcript that I think I gotta figure out how to do. Oh, that would be great.

SPEAKER_02 6:34

I would love to see a word-for-word transcript of our episodes.

SPEAKER_04 6:40

Um we're gonna we're gonna email them to the White House as incoherent.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

Yeah, we're gonna self-incriminate ourselves.

SPEAKER_04 6:46

They'll launch a uh degenerate coin for us. It wouldn't be the first probe, but I know, right? Ooh. Um, I'm in a probe right now. Um like deaf, so deaf, sex. Apparently, there's like a lot of kink within the deaf community. Oh, there's gotta be. There's gotta be a right.

SPEAKER_02 7:05

Because when you lose one of your senses, I feel like you immediately get more horny.

SPEAKER_04 7:09

Yeah, you get like differently horny, though.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

You're like, oh my god, I want to put this.

SPEAKER_04 7:14

If I can't hear I love you, I'm just gonna assume you want to fuck hate. I'm gonna fuck it into your universe. I'm assuming that you're gonna hate fucking. I'm gonna fuck these words into your universe. Yes. So essentially the writing partner was like I'm gonna pass too, man. Oh man. It's worse than that, actually. You're on the right track, but it was way worse. So it was my uh my writing partner's friend like hooked up with a deaf girl. Nice, yeah. Respect, right? Oh yeah, dude. Clap them cheeks. Clap them deaf cheeks, clapping deaf cheeks, called debt. Whatever. That's a deaf school, right? I don't know if she was from there or what.

SPEAKER_02 7:53

Apparently there's a very uh there's like a Virginia Deaf School on the way out.

SPEAKER_04 7:55

There's a Virginia Deaf School? Is this called Virginia Deaf State? Virginia VDU. V D. VD I went to VD, Virginia Deaf State. Yeah, I went to V. I went to V D and all I got was V D. Okay, so um, so basically he was hooking up and then she was like makes this motion. And he's like, what do you what do you what?

SPEAKER_00 8:17

And she's just like It's like what?

SPEAKER_04 8:20

It's like I want fist. I want fist. I want fist. Yeah, I want fists like that. Sorry, Adam, I'm just assuming that every deaf woman is like maybe in the in the early 2000s, deaf women sounded like like fucking DiCaprio and what's eating Gilbert grape. It's just like there was no nuance. They all sounded like what did she mean by she wanted?

SPEAKER_02 8:45

What do you mean? Like she wanted him she wanted him to punch her, or he she wanted him to put his entire fist. Yeah, the fist. Yeah. Have you ever tried to put your fist in a vagina?

SPEAKER_04 8:56

Do you think I've could live with myself if I put a fist somewhere?

SPEAKER_02 8:59

I've gone three fingers and I feel like I'm fucking tearing a hole in them.

SPEAKER_04 9:03

Right. I mean, it's just like, dude, this is like, I did not. I'm not sure. You feel like, what's his face, that puppet guy. The dude that likes the Sesame Street guy. No, not the Sesame Street puppets. Uh that could be a good one. Oh, you mean like handput guys? No, the ventriloquist guy. Oh, oh, um. More than two teams in your jump. You're basically jumped on him on a sex freak crusade at that point.

SPEAKER_00 9:25

Let me make 9-11 jokes with your plitoris.

SPEAKER_04 9:29

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:34

You're like, you're like, oh, well, and you like look instead of like talking to the to the comedy, you start doing like pretending her vagina is a hand puppet.

SPEAKER_03 9:43

I and I want fists also with the so uh being funded 9-11. They say I smell bad. Oh, I haven't showered in three days. Oh my gosh. It took less than 30 years to whitewash. He won't go down on me.

SPEAKER_04 9:56

You won't go down on me. It's a common complaint that doesn't complain to the partner. Ah! Um Yeah, no, it's it's they never say it. They say early on that they're not into it, so you just never do it, and then they probably miss it or they wanted it and won't say it. Or they make it. It's a cold war of no giving each other oral, and that's what America's founded on.

SPEAKER_02 10:18

Or you know, you try and you try and make a point of you know wanting to bring your partner to climax and uh they they feel they felt they feel too much pressure. Uh then it's my fault that I don't try enough. Oh yeah, oh, times I do try, and I'm I'm like eager to want to get to that climax, it's I'm I'm then trying too hard.

SPEAKER_04 10:41

You're not trying hard enough. But they're not but they're not trying hard at all, or trying at all to deal with their own uh hangups and insecurities of intimacy or in general that predated you. But it's your fault.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

It's you inherited the pre- I inherited um a tanking team uh that had a couple first round picks. Yes and it looked good early on, and then um it's like uh some injuries really hampered them late into the season.

SPEAKER_04 11:12

Isn't that so uh Mike Conley was there?

SPEAKER_02 11:14

Mike Conley's awesome. Mike Conley is awesome. I saw like um shout outs. Mike Conley! Mike Conley's like my age a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 11:23

Yeah, dude, one year of college was 2007.

SPEAKER_02 11:26

Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that was a good year. It is a good year. 2007, shout out hookies! Shout out losing my virginity! Did you hear what I said? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. I was like, No, I mean like never forget. Never forget, dog. You know, 06, 07.

SPEAKER_04 11:45

Yin and yang.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

I don't know why I wasn't saying that. I I thought I was being edged, I thought I was being edgy. I'm being edgy right then. Oh, we need to reference the school shooting.

SPEAKER_04 11:54

The problem was you weren't being edgy, I was edging. And I didn't know how to say it in the real time. No, I think about shootings all the time, dude. I do too. It's just because it's like it's like power rankings. Columbine's still way number one. It's not close to it.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

Yeah. The the I would say second is Sandy Hook. Uh probably uh, this is a good one. This is a good one. This is what's your top five? Top five. Who's your goats? What's your goats? This is dark and fucked up, but it is so up our alley.

SPEAKER_04 12:25

By the way, Leaks to Lunch Lady LinkedIn, by the way. Yeah, that's the episode that you need to. Yeah, if you have number one, it's even close. Listen to that. So come back. Should we start from the bottom? No.

SPEAKER_00 12:40

No, the whole team shooting here. Um Lunch ladies dodging, kids getting hit. Don't forget about the hookies. Never forget.

SPEAKER_04 12:51

Um, that's awesome, man. Um They did like a like a fucking like walk or something, and then some weird shit happened there. Like it's like why we're like, I think it was just like No, they did a uh they had like a tribute. Or they had a football game. Oh, they had their their they did like a tribute that also m uh mashed up with like their weekend of like the spring football game, and they decided that was a good time combination. And then people almost died skydiving into the city.

SPEAKER_00 13:18

I saw that.

SPEAKER_04 13:19

That's the way that never forget that we should how mad are they that they that the never forget thing was already taken. I know. It was we wasted a good surprise on you.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

I know Franklin's uh I am excited for Franklin's tenure at tech.

SPEAKER_04 13:33

Hey he doesn't have to play um Ohio State, Michigan.

SPEAKER_02 13:35

That'll be all like in Oregon, and really yeah, like actually excited. It'll be cool. Anyways, great, go ahead. It'll be cool. But yeah, the fact that the skydiver got legitimately hung up on what was a comically huge scoreboard. It's like the fucking size of your apartment complex.

SPEAKER_04 13:56

And you get impaled. Boom, and you just take out all the names.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

Yeah, like the like in the natural fucking scoreboard. The natural like exploded when he hits a home run. Oh, I don't know if I spoiler. I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 14:08

Rope Road for a rest and pin. Um great actor. Yeah, he was pretty um pretty good. Uh instead of it, you know, he hits the scoreboard, all the names of the victims are up for whatever weird glitch, it just puts the shooter's name up. And just flashing the shooting name.

SPEAKER_04 14:21

And then there's like someone paid for the ad space, and then it's just like the shooter's name, and then just like the ad like Jolly B or whatever. Bullet sounds just start ripping. Jolly B, Jolly B, Jolly B. Get down, get down, get down! Eat a Jolly B. And then people are having just like someone hadn't been to campus since that happened.

SPEAKER_03 14:40

They're like, but the Franklin era's starting. Franklin era!

SPEAKER_04 14:44

They just freak out.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

That's hysterical. Okay, some back to the scene. Back to our uh top ten.

SPEAKER_04 14:49

I'm gonna say, yeah, Sine Hook is.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Okay, yeah, maybe maybe we go five, top five. Okay. I would say What's five? There are some reasonable ones. Like here, the problem is, I've got about I can do I think a top three. I don't know if I can pull legitimate names for four or five.

SPEAKER_04 15:04

I can do I can do a minimum of five.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

I can probably do uh it's incredibly as dark as this is, and we're obviously we're poking fun at the the idea that America has all these fucking school shootings.

SPEAKER_04 15:19

Well, yeah, no, Ted Turner is not he just died today, but it's also kind of his fault. Like cable news like became what it was. Yeah, agree. I mean he started the fucking cable news, so your fault, Ted Turner.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

He is one of those domino, yeah. That's it.

SPEAKER_04 15:32

Yeah, it's not he wasn't like you know be great. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Inspiring more school shootings by plastering it everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

It is but also if you like do a connect the dots back to like it's Ted Turner, yeah. The people that uh the people the millionaires and how you know the millionaire class and the or the billionaire class that really controls America, a lot of that shit is funneled and set up like through media. And if you go back, and then you can go back even further, and it's like the people that have newspapers.

SPEAKER_04 15:57

Uh you ever seen uh Citizen Kane?

SPEAKER_02 15:59

Newspaper, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 16:00

Yeah, I mean it was based on uh Hearst. Hearst family.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

We're all just fucking cogs in a goddamn system. We're trying to have some goddamn levity up to get the system, let's be clear. Yeah, blow it up the system, not any, not anything um or this or this podcast on the charts, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 16:17

I wasn't good at science, so it's not like I would have been able to do that.

SPEAKER_02 16:20

Thought science incredibly fascinating, very cool.

SPEAKER_04 16:23

I've always loved it. Teachers are so bad.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

I couldn't reach out quickly, they can't reach me!

SPEAKER_04 16:29

Did you do good in bio?

SPEAKER_02 16:30

Yeah, I like bio. How about chemistry? Chemistry has struggled.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

No, because you need the building blocks. If they fail you in the building blocks, yeah, you can't build a tower, and you certainly can't fly a tower.

SPEAKER_02 16:40

And that's all it is. I mean, that's that's legitimately. I remember learning the equations or like having to try and learn physics the chemical formulas and stuff. Fuck that. Really sucked at the end.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

And then you had to draw you had a draw mile. Only class in high school I got a D in the figure. I think that's fucked. That's I never got a C again except for like Only class I ever got a D in.

SPEAKER_02 17:00

And I didn't really get C's. I got C's. I was an A and B student, like B's, a couple B minuses.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

Last episode was called what? And then we oh yeah, uh circumcision something or other. Circumcision wet market, right? Yes. And in that episode, we also talked about our SAT scores.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

We did. We are two, I would say we're smart people. We're intelligent. We are we are intelligent. I was never I was never book smart. I like it. But I don't think I don't think a lot of people are like like, oh my gosh, I can read this and tell you exactly what it is about. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:31

So is there like intuitive intelligence, book smart, and then life smart? Yeah. So you got one of three.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

I think I'd take I'll take it, you know with some you have in you have intelligence for sure.

SPEAKER_04 17:44

I think that's that's the one I'm granting you. Thank you. Thank you. The other one, if if you say you're not book smart, I'll take your word for it. No, I'm not saying the other one, it's like I think life smart comes. We would have even met if you were if one of us was life smart. Like on purpose, like instead of like learning from each other, learning from these experiences.

SPEAKER_02 18:06

Being like, oh, I know exactly the perfect path to like to mat like we're life maxing. Like, yeah, if we were really. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. We have a an intrinsic like resistance or a incompatibility with trying to do like the cookie cutter bullshit way.

SPEAKER_04 18:26

Yeah, no, it's just I mean, at least that's what it feels. That's what it feels like. I mean I knew it once I it was once I really got to college, yeah, and it was a place I wanted to go because of the sports. Yeah, and it's just like, well, I didn't know how fucking weird I was. And it's just like, oh, well, I don't fit in here either. Probably even less so.

SPEAKER_02 18:47

I was just gonna say fit in.

SPEAKER_04 18:49

Except for game day, obviously, or at a party a little bit, but it's like I didn't fit in. I was yeah, I don't have I have like one I have one friend from college.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

I have the I'm lucky if I if you take away sports out of my life, my connections to people really are not non-existent. Like, really, there's not a lot.

SPEAKER_04 19:06

Because like a lot of people were, I don't know if this is still a thing, but like their friends would come from work.

unknown 19:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

Right, yeah. God bless them, literally, but like the years young Catholics and stuff, and like that's become hip, I guess. But it's also because they're looking for connection. Right.

SPEAKER_02 19:21

Not with God, they're just trying to get laid. Get laid, meet someone, like some people, and I'm starting to like figure that out. Like, really just crave connection. I think they're like once you like find that feeling, it but it's granted it's hard to I can't recreate this with other people.

SPEAKER_04 19:40

Like I mean, to pod, there's there's a way person. Yeah. Oh, I thought about it. I would say my my That's why they all that everyone else has quit, and one is my brother and isn't does it sometimes. Yeah, my cousin can't fuck. I mean, he won't fuck me. To be clear, he won't fuck me.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Um I mean I would if you shout out Luther Danger. I just I just gave uh Andy the uh the fuck me eyes.

SPEAKER_04 20:00

No, you gave me the uh the eat me out tongue. No, you gave me the uh that's his Hannibal.

SPEAKER_02 20:07

No, the Hannibal.

SPEAKER_04 20:08

Yeah, it was a little bit more like that. Um, switch rid of the foot. Oh yeah. Uh we'll get we're gonna get back to connection because that's a great segment. But like we're gonna finish our school shooting rounds. They're gonna be like, what?

SPEAKER_03 20:20

What? What they're like, I need number three.

SPEAKER_04 20:25

The number three will shock you. Like that whole like fucking power rankings. He's got some booty going in. Yeah, that's I like seeing you look at booty through a window in the dark with your vape in your mouth in a in a jetto.

SPEAKER_02 20:37

It's it's literally when I when I was with when I was with my uh my recent uh ex um who was with for three years, and that is by far the longest relationship I've ever had. Um I you know consciously would like not look at like women, and it would like Did you hate that you weren't looking? No, not really, but like you feel silly that you ever looked? No, it was it was just like a weird, like it was uh a conscious choice early on to be like, no, like I like I I I found someone, like I have I should only have eyes for them, but like it is it has felt good to like objectify to like just not not project in the projectify, not turn away that's a great mashup. I'm projectifying. No, but no, you were good and I'm not turning away from what my eyes see, you know?

SPEAKER_04 21:35

And I think there was, you know, that your penis, that's true, your penis doesn't see first.

SPEAKER_02 21:41

And I don't know if she I don't know if she ever I don't know if she ever I don't think she made that same conscious decision. I can't say I don't know, I can't say with confidence of like with faith sizing of men.

SPEAKER_04 21:53

They're also better at like coping out men. It's very easy. They don't have to do anything.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

That's fair.

SPEAKER_04 22:01

They're so busy like dodging accountability that they're very good at looking around and figuring out where the men are.

SPEAKER_02 22:08

Yeah. Swear to God, if I if I if I send her one more text with like a fucking page of emotion and legitimate feel like legitimate feelings. No, no, no. I'm just saying this is just bringing up. And you know, all I get back to start is I hear what you're saying. God damn it. That's like a makes you want to fucking punch the back.

SPEAKER_04 22:32

That's the ultimate.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

I hear what you're saying. Fuck. No, you don't. You you're like, they like you telling me that you hear what I'm saying. Well, they hear that doesn't like it. What are you? Are you gonna say like, no, I reject what you're saying? Okay, what's if is that the alternative? No, fuck that shit.

SPEAKER_04 22:50

You I don't I don't I mean on my gift with language, right? I don't know what type of person I would be if I had more interactions that went on longer and then had to decide whether to say what I was actually thinking or feeling instead of finding a graceful exit or a natural like cool off, dual cool-off, or lose soon because they never like you know said anything. Maybe they sat on it, maybe they cared or they were hurt, and they were expecting me to s to really pursue them. But I you know, eventually you're just like, well, they weren't making that effort, so why do I have to feel so bad? But you can feel bad for like 10, 15, 20 years. Yeah, I know. But then like that's something to like definitely blurry. So, anyways, number five. Number five screw shooting.

SPEAKER_02 23:36

Uh, and number five, by the way, perpetrator never got over his ex.

SPEAKER_04 23:40

Definitely not. Never had one. Adam, dude, that Adam Lanza is his fucking AI. Adam Lanza got uh catfished or uh fucking uh dude, I was like Adam Lanza cybered with somebody and then they just never called him.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Yeah, instead of uh he got he got like a um he got uh instead of a dick pic, someone sent him uh uh a picture of like their medieval saber.

SPEAKER_03 24:04

And he was like, oh my god, I just want to see genitalia.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

He's just like, hey, you can't assume he was gay. Like, no one's gonna be like, No, I'm not assuming he was gay. I'm just saying he wanted to see some dick on the internet.

SPEAKER_04 24:17

There's nothing gay about that. I mean there there could be, but there's nothing in handy. Nothing gay about that, just the same way.

SPEAKER_02 24:22

You don't have to be misogynistic to hate women.

SPEAKER_04 24:24

Exactly that's what you know what that is a that is a party pet quote. I'm just gonna do that. No, no, that was absolutely an Andy quote. No, it's like to like not I said to not like them, right?

SPEAKER_02 24:34

Yeah, I would say.

SPEAKER_04 24:35

I was like, you're saying hate, and I'm like, uh, hate is like You don't have to be misogynist to hate I I've hated individual women, of course.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

Right, but I don't hate all women as a group. No, that's I might dislike certain qualities I find to be common across the entire class, the the character class.

SPEAKER_04 24:54

The lack of accountability is a common enough thing that you could say it's not often stereotyping. Because when are they okay, so it's like if society was was fucked up long enough where they never they were steered one way into being like they've been vilified or so or like placated, have been put cornered. And then so you can't just suddenly make it.

SPEAKER_02 25:16

And now the rebound, the rebound, the the pendulum is still. I'm not the problem. You got to be patient.

SPEAKER_04 25:24

It's like no, your grandma was a victim. You were not a fucking victim of a goddamn thing.

SPEAKER_02 25:29

Yeah, your grandma who had to move two states away and start a new life because she got pregnant when she was 19. Yeah. My actual grandma, great-grandmother had to do that. Shout out to uh my great-grandmother because my great grandfather my dad's grandfather was not actually his grandfather, it was a different man who just assumed the role. You know, he wasn't the he wasn't the the stemmed granddad. It's so weird to think of like paternal grandfather. He wasn't the stem grandfather.

SPEAKER_04 26:03

I'm nobody's birth grandfather.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

I'm God, I stumbled over that fucking music.

SPEAKER_04 26:07

It's okay. I was laughing.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

I was laughing in my head.

SPEAKER_04 26:10

I growled over it.

SPEAKER_02 26:11

I was laughing.

SPEAKER_04 26:12

But no, no, like they it's like, how can you expect there to be like pre-sexual revolution and pre-Scorius Steinham and all this stuff, and like multiple women running for president and getting the nomination, and just like all these things, like you can't just expect there to across the board be accountability or these the leaning in towards it, despite the book called Lean In, guess what they weren't leaning into? Accountability. No, just um just fucking building. Shout out Charles Sandberg! Eat shit. Um you worked at Facebook, so you can eat shit. Um so basically, like you can't just assume that we're we were gonna get to this place very quickly because a equality or the concept of equality requires everyone to have the same degree of accountability. Right. Like, with it's like, is there the same deg is the same degree of opportunity across the board uh possible? No, it is not because there are things physically that a person can't do. Like, okay, so you can't be an astronaut and not be able to like handle zero G's.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

Right. You gotta be able to smack cheeks and handle zero G's, baby.

SPEAKER_04 27:29

Yeah, man, and you can't like there's things you need to walk for, there's things you need to be able to drive a car for, that you need to speak for, you need to see for. And then the you know, usually it's not your genitalia or your your junk, your your unit, except for giving physical birth. Right. We haven't cracked that code quite yet. They're trying, I guess. Cool, cool.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

I'll be a surrogate I'll be a surrogate, but how to get women to have kids without actually like no men.

SPEAKER_04 27:56

It's no, it's gonna be men because let's face it, who's gonna do the breakthroughs? It's probably gonna be men. Because they're going in a STEM. To be fair, they were steered, they were told the people that could make that happen theoretically right now or in the next few years, that could make men give birth without women are men.

SPEAKER_02 28:13

Are going to by and large be men. I guess that's the race. It's the race between sexes to figure out who can judge. Eliminate each other. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:21

Well, I do feel like women would gladly probably, and we would be like, We would be able to understand more what we're losing. Yeah. They would be like Because I think inherently these days men are kind of don't understand what they're even supposed to like be. Or if you do, you're just fucking horribly alone.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:42

Like there's a solitude to be like, well, how what am I supposed to do with all these feelings and this like things that I thought were depth, but it's like there's no value to this. Oh, I can write. It's like, okay, but then I'm not sure. Yeah, or I can make a podcast.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

I can do a podcast with my friend and boy, and we can into the Laos send these. Yeah, hey, this is a legitimate shout-out to our to our Laos and Love you. If you listen to this podcast, I do love you because I want to be buried in Laos. If we really soon, actually. Bury me. Laos. Lay me down.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

I want to die, be buried in a Laoshan field. And if there's poppies there, I gotta do my research.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

We gotta put poppies.

SPEAKER_04 29:25

If there's not, then you dig me up, and I want heroin to grow over me. And then I want somebody to get feel really, really good one time and then awful the rest of their life. Have an opium short last time.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

Have your Laoshan opium.

SPEAKER_04 29:37

Because of me, and then I want to be part of that. I want to dissolve into someone's uh instant addiction and then gradual decline.

SPEAKER_02 29:44

I want my ashes to become the foundation of a Laotian opium den.

SPEAKER_04 29:51

They're just like you're just like buried in the sump pump of a Laoshan Den of Opium. I love it. Umber four. It's like number five. Hold on, I don't know what my number five is. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 30:03

Was Christchurch in New Zealand? So that doesn't count. That's a synagogue. Okay, school. Um we got Sandy Hook. I'm gonna put that. Sandy Hook's two. Number two.

SPEAKER_04 30:12

This is the first element.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

I guess we'll put Evaldi's three. Which one?

SPEAKER_04 30:18

Evaldi?

SPEAKER_02 30:19

I thought you said Vivaldi.

SPEAKER_04 30:20

Vivaldi, the composer. Yeah, the composer. He shot up the music school. Came back to the future. Yeah, Bak to Rock doesn't like to talk about it, but there was like Black actually founded Bakh to Rock, and then they had to go, they filed for bankruptcy back then because Vivaldi shot up the Bak to Rock school. No, Uvaldi in the Texas one. Oh. Because that's the one that cops just fucking didn't know.

SPEAKER_02 30:43

No, you're right. Uvaldi is probably Did you put that at three? Or I put that at three.

SPEAKER_04 30:49

I think it's I probably worse one, but the power rankings say no, because it's higher.

SPEAKER_02 30:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:55

No one ever lied, like did a false flag thing and had to pay billions of dollars to parents because fucking terrible how bad that was. That was terrible. Also, we were both working with kids when that happened, too. Really, really. That day I was like going into work like that.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

Really fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 31:09

Yeah, that's that three power rankings?

SPEAKER_02 31:12

I would say that has a firm spot in number three. Hard to hard to in terms of recent impact and cultural.

SPEAKER_04 31:20

Parkland is either four or five.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

Parkland was That was just like the first bad one in a while.

SPEAKER_04 31:25

Where was that one? Right? Florida. Uh no, that was uh a nightclub shooting. No, Parkland was where the fuck Parkland, Florida is, or wherever it is. I don't know, it's that that Nicholas Cruz dude. Like that's I feel bad even saying the names of the people. I know. What a fucking table. We don't know very many of the victims' names, you know. And I've watched like while I'm like pseudo-employed or kind of not, I mean this nether zone. Um I've definitely caught up some on some school shooting videos. Yeah. Or just like an algorithm just starts playing. Like there was a TED talk that Dylan Cleebold's mom did. And I remember watching, I was like, okay, well, that's um, was she one of the was he one of the school shooters? Yeah, he was the other guy in Columbine. Oh, you know what? You probably was a bullshit TED talk, but it's like you don't realize it at first, but it was like one of those things like a video showed a couple points. I was like, oh yeah, that is fucked up. Because it's well ultimately talking about a woman that came and take accountability for being a bad mom when her kid shoots 13 people.

SPEAKER_02 32:29

She's like, let me show you the problems in our system. Be like, uh well, not me couldn't be a mother person in the home with him.

SPEAKER_04 32:36

Man, that's that's she's a master child for no accountability, white women, especially. That's a pretty goat.

SPEAKER_02 32:45

I mean, I understand, I understand wanting to fight the feeling of like going up tube security and like being nothing, but like just try to pretend that you're gonna be able to do that. You don't have to go the other way so hard to be like, let me give a TED talk on this.

SPEAKER_04 32:59

Yeah, Ted will take anybody. I think we could do a TED Talk.

SPEAKER_02 33:02

We could. What should we TED talk on? We'll call it a fed talk.

SPEAKER_04 33:05

Fed up, the bed talk. Oh, we're just talking about a TED Talk Ped Talk. This is the bed. We're talking about Ted Talk. It's just like one of those, it's like the bed that looks like the bed from uh fucking Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where it's like seven grandparents that don't work.

SPEAKER_03 33:20

Did they ever work? Was that ever explained? How did they not get it just pops out of the street?

SPEAKER_01 33:25

Never explained.

SPEAKER_02 33:26

Oh, I'll go to the factory with that. They've been bedridden for years. How did they grandpa get up? Dude, bed sores. Be like, how how are you guys keeping me alive, number one? There's too many mouths to feed in this fucking house.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

Like what and it was what what year was that set? That was like set in this when it came out. It wasn't set in the past. It was like it came out early 70s. Well, it was like 71, I think. It I would have said it was set in like late 60s, 70s.

SPEAKER_02 33:55

It was set so in the modern time.

SPEAKER_04 33:57

It wasn't set in the 40s, right? Yeah, just like a dark and he was so he was too young to have fought in World War II. Charlie. He was like drinking chocolate. He didn't go to school. Grandpa, what was his name? Grandpa. It was just grandpa, grandpa. Grandpa, don't do shit. Oh, you need a shopper off? There we go. He's like, holy fuck, dude. It was just like he like vaulted out. Like he just said, like when a dog takes a shit and then the next one. And then they're so happy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

Oh my god. Yeah, grandpa.

SPEAKER_04 34:22

Golden ticket.

SPEAKER_02 34:23

Charlie lived a hard life. Dude, fuck that.

SPEAKER_04 34:26

Yeah. And then he was like, oh, you can have this factory.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

Dude, I think it's an allegory for like drugs, kind of a little bit. Like the golden, like I uh maybe not quite, but like chocolate. It's like, oh, here's Willy Wonka. It's like a fucking. Let me get that chocolate.

SPEAKER_04 34:38

This lonely eccentric that gave so many people wanted, no one wanted him. He had to hang out with the fucking reason.

SPEAKER_02 34:44

What's his face where uh he went and hired a bunch of uh Hispanics?

SPEAKER_04 34:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:49

Hispanics.

SPEAKER_04 34:50

Is that the is that the modern take? Is this like they were from like El Salvador and the keep ice cream?

SPEAKER_02 34:57

In the modern Johnny Depp. Oh well actually there's been a since modernized version of the Shadow, which is Chatham.

SPEAKER_04 35:06

It was like a prequel.

SPEAKER_02 35:07

Didn't even fucking see it. Um would probably watch it. It was a prequel, but so the Johnny Depp one was like kind of weird, right? It was Tim Burton, who's honestly weird dude. He's great.

SPEAKER_04 35:18

He's great. But the first one also was. First one had a bit of a weird. It looked like a Burton movie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:23

Didn't that feel like a Burton movie before Burton? It was like it was kind of like a big adventure. Which is great. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has this weird, like a clockwork orange. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like this, like, yeah, so number five school shooting is we don't have to be.

SPEAKER_01 35:44

Coming in hard and number six, Virginia Two.

SPEAKER_02 35:46

No, yeah, easily has to be four? No, we did four uh four was Virgin Tex four, Parkinson's five. Okay, that's our good top five.

SPEAKER_04 35:53

There you go. There's I was that a good census.

SPEAKER_02 35:55

I've been pretty good. I might maybe put I could put tech into top three territory for some. I could see some making that argument.

SPEAKER_04 36:05

It was the first college massive college thing. Oh no, the Texas one in uh the 60s. The tower. Yeah, see, those get those get fucking glazed right over. Well, they didn't think it was a thing. Like even if it was a national story, it did it wasn't.

SPEAKER_02 36:17

What about uh Kent State? That was a little different.

SPEAKER_04 36:21

That was uh shooting protesters.

SPEAKER_02 36:23

You could put National Guard, I guess. That wasn't that's the the number one National Guard involved shooting so far.

SPEAKER_04 36:29

You're like, well, actually.

SPEAKER_02 36:32

It was the National Guard service member Thomas Atkinson. He fired a uh AR AR-32.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

I know he's like, hi, not me. I didn't kill Christmas X, there's some schmucks. God damn it, like they got into a fucking school they didn't get into a good school. Like fucking Kent State.

SPEAKER_04 36:53

Like God. Like flashes, yeah, flash before your eyes. You're like something happening. No, the uh the song Ohio.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

There's a man with Crosby Still.

SPEAKER_04 37:06

Ohio. Fucking great song. It's like that is the ultimate.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Both of those songs are about it.

SPEAKER_04 37:11

Uh that the boomers love that they might not even love like the politics.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

But they're like, no, Crosby Still. They're like, no, no, no, no, no. Vietnam is cool. You still support the Iraq war. Why are you why do you even like that? So fucking accurate, dude. Neil Young would hate you. Yeah, oh my god. So would Crosby Stills and. Oh, Crosby was a dick. Oh, that's right. I forgot one of them in the band was Dick and it was him.

SPEAKER_04 37:37

Graham Nash was cool, right? Neil Young was Steven Stills, those name?

SPEAKER_02 37:42

Steven Stills was cool. Johnny Jenkins! Johnny Jenkins.

SPEAKER_04 37:45

Um dude, yeah, that was a great power rankings. It's gonna be hard to top that.

SPEAKER_02 37:50

Um that is pretty fucking good.

SPEAKER_04 37:53

Connection. That's why I was like, we have to finish. They're gonna be dying to know. The AI scrape is gonna be like, they started power rankings. Number four was.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

We really want to know about the connection.

SPEAKER_04 38:03

Uh connect- you're talking about connections, like making connections and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 38:07

I think a natural progression, school shootings to hinge. Making legitimate connections with people and like not thinking about it as just like not just thinking about it as like sex and um even though you say.

SPEAKER_04 38:23

It's like we're so uncomfortable with like the feelings associated with just we can't even say it like it is, but it's not just you, because I was thinking like, oh, that sounds I feel hurt out. I know. It's like especially when you're like bodies, but so like sex.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

I've recently have like literally uh I can hear the desire to purge in that. Has tried, I've I've tried to I've tried to make like the distinction between like okay, like I'm looking through Hinge, I'm on these dating apps, and I'm seeing these women, and it's like, oh fuck, she's hot. Like, I'm kind of getting turned on there. And it's like, okay, I need to do this thing to like get rid of this, because like that is part of the goal with these women, but it's like I need to get rid of this so I can think about like what it is I'm actually looking for with these people, because it's not just that, but like that has such a strong sense in my mind, so it's like removed that.

SPEAKER_04 39:13

It's like if you're also not in a current situation, except for the next 20 minutes after this, odd when I'm gonna jerk you off. Um yeah. You like that pause there? It was a pregnant pause. Um 60 bucks a pop, maybe. 60 bucks is that a current go rate? I've I've Can I trade plan B futures? Is that something on Calci?

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Calci, yeah, plan B futures. Um I would definitely take the over on that.

SPEAKER_04 39:40

I don't know. I mean, I feel like Yeah, are there now? I don't know. If people are having less sex, which is true, um because I polled myself. And I know I am. Yeah, is like because I only polled two people, and it's meaningful.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

This is the longest I've gone without sex in three plus years. Well, yeah, it's a crazy absence.

SPEAKER_04 40:01

I went from a dearth of like a desert of like honestly, I didn't think like uh maybe you did. You said a couple people, but I met you definitely did. Wow, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 40:21

That's crazy that I'm making that I'm making these connections. Wow. But yeah, um, I've I went to the case.

SPEAKER_04 40:29

Hopefully it's not gonna be too much of a desert up here soon. And then fucking, then there was a moment where I was like between having a couple encounters and then going like post-breakup and then going to the hospital. Yeah. So we go from a hospital, mental hospital, three years, no sex, different experiments with medication. I went on some dates, it's not like I was just like, it just wasn't happening. And I was like, okay, it's fine. And then, you know, someone, you know, did me great. Nice. And then it was, you know, I started. I think after that it was when I started actually just having more opportunities to just like try to see what could happen with dating. Yeah as well, but where I thought I was, and then from there, it was more of a okay, I'll just see how this goes. Like it was as close as I ever got to let's see how this goes. And then that period is when I bang moms. So you brought up something before. Um I matched with some mommies. Oh, some mommies. There are multiple moms. Has there been a mom match since we started potting?

SPEAKER_02 41:37

There's been one mommy match. What now? Well, not a new one. Not a new one. We have one mommy match who I did not realize was a mommy. Um, you know, there's one way to realize. She had a picture with a kid who is I have made the connection is her child.

SPEAKER_04 41:54

How many gonna know if it's a good deal if you don't know what your kid looks cool? I was just looking at I was. Oh, you're gonna blur it out all.

SPEAKER_02 42:00

I was just looking at it.

SPEAKER_04 42:02

Sorry, I'm trying to get to know you. I'm just kidding, you should definitely blur out your kids. No, if it's as a man, if if you're a woman looking for a man, see what your kid looks like. If you're a woman looking for your man for a man, then I feel is that a double standard? I think it is. Woman looking for a man? Well, I just like I know there's the women predators. However, there are. Yeah, but it's like are they are they predator are they pr predating a predatory predatory on uh single dads or divorced dads? Uh probably not, because they probably see that as like extra baggage. No, they don't. That's no, you you would think that.

SPEAKER_02 42:39

However, they see it as another opportunity.

SPEAKER_04 42:41

No, you see somebody vouch for it. They see it as like a. I can get all the toys. And it's like that. I can sell them to the Chinese so they can move their money out of China. Right.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

Because it's gonna come to we can bail out their um bail out their uh um their version of spirit. Their digital currency. Yeah, no, they're CEOs.

SPEAKER_04 43:03

They actually fucking um, you know, they're buying Pokemon cards to get their money out of China. They get them into the Pokemon cards, they they pay a markup, so they have the cards and then they sell it and they can get that money out.

SPEAKER_02 43:14

I'm I've considered becoming a uh Pokemon Black Market um injector. How does one become an injector? You just sell your cards? Um you start liquidating Pokemon cards and you inject them into your body to store them, and then after a certain amount of time, you take them out of your body, and they become worth more. And they become worth more. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 43:35

Ooh, I like this. And you know, we do know a thing or two about Pokemon cards that they are still popular with the kids, and then it's like, I'm gonna have to take your cards, and then you don't tell the parents, you keep them and you sell them on the Chinese.

SPEAKER_02 43:45

You gotta keep them moving, gotta keep it moving. If you hold on to them for too long, there's a fucking paper trail, and they will come looking. I would say, as you get them, within I would say 24 hours, they need to be off the premises and into the market, into the cloud.

SPEAKER_04 43:59

If they're on the cloud.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

You do not get the newly fucked in. It's first uh rip the pack. First in, first out. It's the FIFO method. The FIFO.

unknown 44:07

FIFO.

SPEAKER_02 44:08

As opposed to your LIFO. Last in, first out. So first in, first out. This is basic shipping. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 44:15

You're gonna come into the injector market. That's dating single moms last in, first out. What you're doing. Oh, you know, you know when I when I got had more information about this, because I was an older, I was an older person, and I'm like, okay, well, it's realistic that they I might start dating, I might meet people or talk to people that I don't realize I have a kid, or I might become more attracted to someone, and then they're like, oh, they have a kid. Well, I'm not not attract, I'm not like less attracted physically to them. Right. You know, and then it's like, what does that say about me? And it's like you have to like, unless, unless there is market research of which there is no many people dunking on that stuff online, if you believe that.

SPEAKER_02 44:58

Dunking on single moms? What?

SPEAKER_04 45:01

Or dunking on market research? Dunking on dunking on single moms. Like the market research, which I conducted myself. You might get a little contact on it. You can lean on my market research to be like, hmm, yeah, sometimes it's them. You know, that they're the problem. It's like they don't listen, they listen to every other Taylor Swift song except anti-here, and that's the one they should listen to. It's me, I, I'm the problem, it's me.

SPEAKER_02 45:23

They listen to Taylor's songs.

SPEAKER_04 45:24

Like, don't you think men are also inherently, to an extent, nurturers? Yeah. A lot of them. Maybe probably more than half. And it's like, do you really think that many people are are they abandoning the kid or the idea of the kid or a kid they didn't know about? Are they abandoning the woman? What do you think? Probably both. I think by and large, I think they are definitely abandoning the situation because more so it seems like actually the known quantity, the known quality of the woman versus the unknown quality of what it would take to be a present father. And it doesn't excuse being not in a kid's life if if if you're even allowed to be. Right. It doesn't excuse that, but it also doesn't mean like we should be lining up to talk about bailouts. Like they when is a government just gonna bail these women out? Spirit Airlines, how about the like everyone?

SPEAKER_02 46:18

I think that's why they they went under because most of their employees were single moms who kept calling out that their uh their kids kept getting in trouble at work or at school. And they just keep you don't keep putting action, right?

SPEAKER_04 46:31

Oh, you mean don't week after week after week. You could get them to a better program, a better school, a better sports team if you had a man.

SPEAKER_02 46:39

You just gotta find that's right. They're just kidding.

SPEAKER_04 46:42

You're like, oh, well, maybe they're like kids because I couldn't have an influence around.

SPEAKER_02 46:46

They had a um it, you know, how some some honor flight their version of honor flight is just single moms? Some companies will have uh some companies will have uh, you know, programs that can kind of that look pretty good, kind of accelerate. Um that was a woman. I accelerate uh people. I've kind of lost my trans. I saw a beautiful black woman and I didn't know what to do. Um yeah missing out, Lau. She's driving the bands. Is it bands? Yeah, it's the bands, baby. Look at them tail lights. You recognize tail lights. So I think most companies back to the thrill experience.

SPEAKER_04 47:31

I brought it up though.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

That's true. Most companies would have a like a transition for people that want to try to do something I really can't keep. Can't keep your eyes up. Um what were we talking about?

SPEAKER_04 47:48

You want to hold her so much. Our windows are fogged up.

SPEAKER_02 47:54

It's not from sex, it's um what were we talking about? Companies will try and um, you know, they're like, hey, we'll build you up, we'll let you go to college, you know, we'll let you take classes. Who was saying? And and you know, Spirit Airlines is like, hey, come in to come in, work for us. We know you got three kids. I get a fire. We know they might be, we know there might be different dads, and you know you want this job to meet potential other dads, and we're okay with that. We offered it.

SPEAKER_04 48:25

In other cities, they just like try to get them on to be flight attendants so they can meet dads in other cities, and then it just turns into human trafficking. They're just trafficking flight attendants.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

I bet you are do you think there's airlines getting paid? What's I bet there's dedicated airlines for human trafficking? It's called JEP Airlines. JEP? Jeffrey Epstein, baby.

SPEAKER_04 48:43

Oh, do we have his own airline? Um is that kind of are we giving the wrong people a real good? Oh my god, what are you doing? Do we just come up with a great one? We could jet blue and call it jet uh bailing out spirit and turning into a trafficking ring.

SPEAKER_02 49:00

Jesus Christ. We can get the Somalians in from Minneapolis on it.

SPEAKER_04 49:04

You know you would get bailout money. Like you know you're like, you don't even need a government.

SPEAKER_02 49:10

You just gotta wait for the administration to change.

SPEAKER_04 49:12

Actually, no, not just currently. Like, not all of them. Like they're all like they're all the administrations, man. It goes back to William Henry Harrison, you know. He probably you know why he got sick? He couldn't live with himself because he knew he was trafficking.

SPEAKER_02 49:28

He was bringing around those all those Chinese kids to build the railroads. And to fuck them. And yeah, to fuck them. Wait, I don't know. They fucked them all the railroads.

SPEAKER_04 49:36

Yeah, that's how they tested the uh veracity of having a railroad.

SPEAKER_02 49:41

How many boy can we fucking one train cob for too much for a rail?

SPEAKER_04 49:44

They were fucking the Chinese boy, the kids, right? And so you just did, is that your like Do you think William Henry Harrison Del Road Underling? Like what type of kid do you think?

SPEAKER_02 49:54

This is really traffic victims. I'm gonna stop myself from the next question. Brack it up. Um what I was gonna say was I was gonna be like, you know, there's something emirates probably. There's probably uh there's probably a certain type of kid out there that could probably really just taken it a lot. Like has been through some shit.

SPEAKER_04 50:24

So you say backtrack, backtrack, and then do it anyways. Why not?

SPEAKER_02 50:30

Just kidding. I'm done.

SPEAKER_04 50:31

Oh my god, that's all right. Yo, so okay, so here I have some mom stories about interacting with them and just being like, you know what? It's fine. Can lean into it. I can lean into it, it's cool, whatever. I'm cool.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

And you're like, I can leave, I can leave this at any moment.

SPEAKER_04 50:47

Yeah, that's true. I mean, someone else did. There's a precedence. It's like a Supreme Court already made a ruling.

SPEAKER_03 50:53

That's exactly what I'm saying. It's like, you know how much you much have to stack the court in the in the in the ruling of Andrew versus.

SPEAKER_04 50:59

It's just that there's nine Clarence Thomas's ruling on it.

SPEAKER_02 51:03

Fuck you, bitch! He's like, Who cares? He's like, I got an RV, I want to go ride around.

SPEAKER_04 51:08

Yeah, pull out and bail. Um I got a white bitch out there. You don't have to pull out.

SPEAKER_02 51:14

I'm gonna pull this ladder up behind. Well, you know there's African American people.

SPEAKER_04 51:19

Correct. Um, that is correct. Um ladies' man for good character. That was uh, what's his face? Tim Meadows, he's good. He should be on the Supreme Court. Um, so uh so so uh yeah, like they just will let you uh you know they'll they're they're gonna they're gonna kinda tell you like it is, but you don't have to like take it if you don't want it. Yeah, you don't have to take their criticisms because no one else did. You don't have to um either either they have a dad is fine, he's not there, say you can woo-hoo for a bit until they're on to you. You get to pretend to be the dad. If that's if that's your thing. Yeah, that's that's kind of that's kind of tough. You you get they either withhold the kid, the concept of the kid from you, so you don't even know what you're dealing with long term, or they're right there from the get-go. Right. And I've experienced the second one. So I met up with this lady and I like ladies. She was in my phone later as Chick-fil-A mom. Oh, I've heard this one. You've heard this one? Oh my gosh. Oh, this is a good one, it's a good one. Yeah, you know, so it's just like, alright, she brought her kids, whatever. I'm just gonna hang, I'm gonna have a little Chick-fil-A, and then oh, I'm oh, I'm following you back to your house? Okay. Oh, you're putting your kid to bed? Oh, yeah, putting him to bed. Oh, are we watching Jumanji? Oh, are we suddenly not finishing Jumanji? Are we suddenly finishing each other? Well, no, there was just like I had a I had a issue. It was sex issue or something. It's okay. We all been there. Yeah. Anyways, but it's just like kind of weird. And then you talk about like at a certain point, you're either something's weird's gonna happen. It was just them opening up. But how is someone like simultaneously, you know they're going through it when you they they're like, oh, he's a safe space. Also, I think I should fuck him. Also, he met my kid already. Now this is we're good. It's like we've covered all the basics. Why can't we just jump right into it? It's like it was like the other guy, except he didn't hit me. You know, that's basically what happened. What she was talking about. And it's just like, okay, alright, well, and then like trying to be, it's almost like that concept of the cool girl, like that. That is like the idea that that cool girl situation is a myth. I think the cool me, the cool Andy is a myth because it's just like you fall ass forward into having an opportunity to prematurely ejaculate. I did it quite a lot. You know, after Jumanji. The original or the no it was not the robot, it was the first remake, but the hilarious part, I did hang out with her again. I definitely, definitely watched Jumanji 2 and premature it again.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

I was gonna say, if you don't pre-made.

SPEAKER_04 54:07

I think I did. I I don't know, it was just surprised. And another time I went out with a lady, and you know, I went out with her in a made hour, and I went out again, I just went to her place.

SPEAKER_03 54:21

And then like Did you guys just banged, but we fucking fucked on the couch, but like Derek Cocker Kid was home like asleep in the line of the room. I'm just like, is this on me? Like, is this on me to like make this choice to not do this? That's bad. It is.

SPEAKER_02 54:37

I think, well, that they're obviously okay with it.

SPEAKER_04 54:41

I know, but what if I was like, oh you know? I don't want to be the like the the disembodied grunting voice that someone has nightmares. But it's like also I'm not gonna be around long enough to be taking them to therapy.

SPEAKER_02 54:56

So Yeah, what do you want to do for me? It's up to you.

SPEAKER_04 55:02

It's not like I was like ducking calls or something. It just happens. They're probably you know what probably happened was just like, oh my god, that was very irresponsible of me. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 55:13

I don't know how I feel about that. You know what? Probably not. What's more likely to happen was going through the head? Is probably like this is this is an opportunity for me, like for growth to get a provider to get someone.

SPEAKER_04 55:26

Oh, Eric, good seg. Good segue. So you didn't know that they were swiped enough people because you're swiping, you're swiping near goon a near a goon state mentality. You weren't gooning to it, probably. I probably did a lot. But no, I think. You're like playing, you're like adjusting yourself while you're swiping after like five minutes of it.

SPEAKER_02 55:44

It starts to be like I'm selective. Next, next, next. I'm a selective swiper. Ooh. Um at least I'd like to think. At least I like to think of not on examining a profile. Yeah, not on uh and that's fine. You're new at it. Exactly. Uh let's say I'm I'm removed. I'm getting back. You're back at it. I'm back to it. They got different features now, probably. They do. I signed up for Tinder, which was stupid. I did the Tinder Plus for a week. No, not now. I did it for a week, and then it charged. I was I'm even more pissed with myself because then it charged me again, and then it didn't fucking like give me the grandfather end. It was like, oh, you canceled now? Okay, you're done. It didn't give me like the rest of the. You don't get me onto a they got me one time. They got me one time. Exactly. It's first taste free. No, and then you're not gonna pay right off the bat. It wasn't worth the difference. What I would have, what I would pay for the difference on is hench, but I'm not paying for it now, and I'm you shouldn't I don't know if you're you don't necessarily want to pay for it until you don't match with people that you would I don't think there's a need to, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 56:58

That you would walk around in public with and not feel like that you were reaching and it's obvious to a stranger. Now it's a play into what we talked about of like perception and thinking that people are thinking about they're not. But if you give them ammo, if you give them ammo, you're gonna fucking that lady's got some stuff going on and still was able to pull that guy physically, but what's going on with his life? I know. See, that's but that's a perception too. They might be the best person you'll ever find. Right personality-wise, and then you're like, She's got a cub's hat on with a dog, and they're in their pictures, it's like, oh, wow, they got a real death grip, you know, that sleepover grip. It's like, that's what you want, man. You want the grip and not let go.

SPEAKER_03 57:43

You don't know what it's gonna be like. Yeah every time. You could assume.

SPEAKER_02 57:48

You don't know when the rug's gonna get pulled out from under you. Yeah. You don't know, you don't know. Oh god. Sometimes you might be one day you might be in a Laushan.

SPEAKER_04 57:59

Dude, I want to go to Lausanne prison because we like violated their standards.

SPEAKER_02 58:03

We've definitely sent some people to prison for listening to this podcast. I will gonna do more.

SPEAKER_00 58:09

Is it oh don't pick up a children and uh of a uh pedophiles and uh which the children type of children about can they make it through life with you being a rape and uh being still?

SPEAKER_04 58:21

Making through life with being a rape and still achieve? Oh my god, that's that's gold! That's gold! Um I got it for days, baby. I got it for days. Golder than my piss. Golden piss, man. Golder than my gold than your piss. God damn it.

SPEAKER_02 58:37

It's good if your piss is yellow, right? It's good. It means that you're uh your cells are um spreading. They're supposed to spread. Yes? Yeah, yeah. Your cells, when you're when you're sperm cells. Um are there cells within sperm? We're all we're all cells. Like I think we're in sperm. We're made of cells. I mean, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 59:05

No, okay. Here we go. I can't rub it.

SPEAKER_04 59:12

You you would be like I don't know. I think even there's like a category of insul, like, well, yeah. Like that's the category. There's like the well yeah category.

SPEAKER_02 59:24

No. Yeah. I will not willfully put myself into an engine.

SPEAKER_04 59:28

I mean, in the well yeah, it's like, oh well, yeah, of course. But it's not because of your looks.

SPEAKER_02 59:32

Oh, I'm like, it's more like, well, I don't even think I want to playfully.

SPEAKER_04 59:37

I'm not gonna accept this label. It's like when I asked you if you want this Mount Dew, and you and I was like, No, I don't want your Mount Dew! And I was like, uh oh. Well, it's like no seriously. Such an asshole. Mainline's vapes, and then texted me last night about your nightly or morning uh morning after candy poops. I was like, what are you talking about? They um I was like, it can be enough that oh, and that makes more sense when we had that coworker that mess with you about your like fruit snacks and soda. And I was it was kind of funny, but I was also like, oh, that struck a nerve. So I didn't know. But like I get it, I get it now.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:14

But it's like I was also like had some issues in social media at the time.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:19

Well, I'm still but it's so funny that it's like we zero in on like the fruit snacks, and it's like, no, I will not have your so and then I was like, well, I don't really want it either. I was like, I was just method drinking to just like get into the character of like the the the the protagonist I'm writing and also the um you know the the bottom and it was just funny, and I like I love that like at least like we clear stuff if we if we find out like it's oh is this is this actually a sword point and then you have to like kind of as a unit as a unit decide if there's a funny element that it's just like it makes us feel better because we're like oh my god, that is so that is so us, you know, that's so us, but it was really funny because you're like I told you for the last time. I when you got out of your car, you were like, is that even him? Oh yeah, he looks pissed off. That's that's that's Patrick. What's the case? But I was like from over here. What happened? When you got out of your car, I was just like, oh I'm here. Because it but it was just your vibe because you have this, you have the duffel bag. It's like you were just like going to work, like it was like a toolkit. By the way, that duffel is fucking awesome. Shout out to the bag.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:26

Shout out to my grandpa. And by oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:28

This is a this feels amazing here with this. Who drank a lot? This we are fogged up talking about our grandparents right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:35

No, it's a qu it's a really honestly, it's a sweet fucking Nike duffel.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:39

It's like I got a blowjob in my grandparents' van once.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:43

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:43

Yeah, and I think they lost like a fingernail in. I wonder if that everything.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:46

I jerked off in the back of my uh van on the way to drive my sister off of college. Under a blanket.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:54

Was it an Afghan? Dude, that's a challenge.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:57

The Afghan is like, you know, like the flames, like the it's thicker, like larger, but it has like holes.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:03

So you get to do it. You're talking blankets?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:06

Yeah, not like the person that you were thinking about or being an Afghan. Is it an Afghan minivan? An Afghan minivan? What is an Afghan minivan?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:15

Afghan minivan blow up from Japan!

SPEAKER_04 1:02:18

You get a Japan Afghan Afghan van from Japan. African band from Japan.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:24

We're an African band.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:30

From Japan. I'm imagining a bunch of like.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:33

That you're like a stand for an Afghan, an African band. From Japan. You're a bunch of Somalian dudes doing what?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:41

A bunch of Somalian dudes, um, oh fuck me. Did my vape.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:44

Did you lose your vape again? Dude, I love when you lose vape.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:47

I fucking well, I'm probably filming this.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:48

Dude, you're like you just fucking losing it. Losing your goddamn mind off losing your vape is like a I don't know, man. Don't they make thicker vapes? I know your throat can take it.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:59

It sounded like it. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:01

Like they have to make thicker vapes than the thing you put in there. By the way, your photos. Dude, I fucking love seeing your vape. Oh, it's right there.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:09

I'm just high. Oh, oh, that's your weed vape versus. That's my weed vape and my nick vape. Put them together, make me masturbate. Okay, bye.