Dying For Donuts

Glazing Your Depression

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

But welcome to Degeneration Podcast. We are back in the basement. Basement potted. And we're about to be in the emotional basement. We got a doozy for you. Oh, doo eo. But first off, real quick, that was the longest drag of any smoking device anyone's ever taken in the history. That was like like a George Clinton 8 1976 bong game. Or whatever they came up with a Tom and George Clinton? Yeah. Mr. P. Funk. Mr. P. Funk. Mr. P. Funk. It's just like it was sitting there and it's just like. Is he black? Yeah, dude. Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_02 0:37

You can't be Mr. P. Funk and have a bee white.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

No, but he's the um the basis for most of the hip-hop stuff like Dr. Dre beats and uh Snoop Dogg, Dog Pound shit, all that. Okay. Oh, Tommy's Snoop Doggy Dog. It's atomic. Doggy dog. Anyway, we're here to talk about suicide. But yeah, that was a great, that was a great uh vape rip. Thanks, man. And I want it also, I I wish electric cars all sounded like year vape, and I just would not immediately be pissed off when I hear an electric car noise.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

They sound like they sound like they're trying to be spaceships, but they're just annoying enough that I don't want to hear it.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

Do you think that's like the vibrators on their last leg sound like a like a they probably sound like a lawnmower? Oh, I like that. Just like really trying to I saw also I saw a fucking uh robot lawnmower today. I'm like, business idea. Is it going on its own? Yeah. I'm like, well, you solved the labor problem right there.

SPEAKER_02 1:30

You don't need paperwork for anybody. Was it a com like a uh commercial residence? Or was it a private residence? Was it like someone's house?

SPEAKER_01 1:38

It was a residence in a commercial. It was like in it was a house in Maxwell House commercials. Oh so you didn't see a real No, it was an actual fucking robot lawnmower at somebody's house. It was cut and cut in the lawn. I was just like, you're like cut my pubic gear. You should well that's how you test it out. First, you test that on your pubes.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

What if they make a mini one and you're like, well, they have to do it. I have no trust short. I have no trust in my hand-eye coordination, I leave it up to the robots. Yeah, so suicide. Just like the robot.

SPEAKER_01 2:10

Yeah, we leave it up to a robot as well. Exactly. So, alright, first off, if you're having if you're in Laos, if you're in say it, say that search with an A.

SPEAKER_02 2:19

Thailand.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

No, Azerb.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Azerbaiyan. Yes. I was covering all our bases of our you know, our hot countries right now. In actuality, a bunch of hot people.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

It's Azerb. I can't say. I just I'm trying.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

That's why I'm the hottis out of Azerbaijan, them hotties out of Laos, and them hottis out of Thailand. We're not big in Thailand. I mean, we I we should be. I've been hearing some messages. You've been hearing different Laos Twitter sphere. Laos Twitter. There's some beef going on with Thailand Laos. Over if they're Team Andy or Team Patrice.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

They're going to the mattresses over it. It's like Thailand, Thailand thought it was gonna be war-free, and then it's just like because, oh, Taiwan's got the problem with China. We're fine. We're good. We're the good. Sure enough, the Laotians are just parachuting. Just it's a Laotian air raid just based off degenerate nation. And it just happens to be at a CBM festival. Which Southeast Asian comp uh country gets to be the actual degeneration that we have to flee to when we get uh the First Amendment. Laos is probably my first. I'm going to Laos because I don't no one ever like talk shit about that.

SPEAKER_02 3:26

What bad thing have you heard about Laos in the last couple minutes?

SPEAKER_01 3:29

Years. Only anything that you accidentally say. Alright, so we're big in Laos. We're not yet, but we really fucking want to be big. We're growing, we're climbing the trees. We legitimally are either peppered with listens from from Vietnam or the th or the or the our our host is just trying to slowly exploit like $12 to $24 out of people at a time. Letting people think there is a there's a mysterious listener village out there.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

That warms my heart to think that there might be a couple random people scattered throughout village.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

I feel like they're in like they found a CB radio that somehow plays a generation. They're trying to find their dad.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

They're like, oh we got a picture of a little one. Vaughn in Vietnam. Listen. He's like, oh, here's Laos Radio 1. Laos Radio 2. Oh, and here's Radio 2.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

Here's Degenerate Nation podcast. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Here is back to Laos read the Avon. They're like, they're they they they end up throwing like the revolution, the Laoshin against Taiwan War or Thailand War breaks out when they finally Grand Theft Auto 6 comes out in 2033, right? Finally, and the Laotians are pissed off that there's no fucking like they don't have the Generate Nation podcast was not a default station on the radio. They're like, oh no, I stole this car from the pay. No, no, no. You'll not you'll have no option. No. I just have bad grammar. Alright, let's let's immediately pivot on you love and it's it comes from a place of loose accent. Let's talk about who's let's talk in let's talk about countries that are developing assisted suicide and North America.

SPEAKER_02 5:16

Yeah, I was gonna say Switzerland. I don't think Laos is I mean they have their version they have their versions of it, so I've heard, but yeah, like actual suicide. Yeah, but it's the old fashioned way. Okay, and we're switching switching to Canada. Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 5:34

Something something I was reading, and I was like, this is fucking perfect. Patrice is coming over, we're going to the basement, and we're gonna talk about federally funded assisted suicide. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:50

It was the first thing that was on my mind tonight.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

It it was already on my mind.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Not the federally funded or the assistant.

SPEAKER_01 5:55

Oh, this is like part. Do you have a grant? Can you get a grant for it? Oh, that's great.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

I uh I'm in the 90th, 90th percentile. Of untreatable depression. I'm a very highly likely candidate to uh let's let's get some on these.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

In other words, I live in in Manitoba. I don't know anything about it. It's really cold up there, right? I'm assuming are French Canadian. I heard there's moose. There's moose. Or meese. You be the before assisted suicide in Canada, the most popular way was to let to like lay in front of them.

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Yeah, it's like you're gonna jump in front of a train, you just jump in front of a moose.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

Yeah, but then you're you're you're leaving it to chance. Yeah. Fate. Because you know, who watches the watchman? Who controls the moose? We don't have AI moose control, so it's like, alright, I it's like you even in the end, even in the end, you have no agency over your own life, your own life, your own Canadian life. That moose, that moose could stop.

SPEAKER_02 6:51

It could stop. It probably will. And be like, hey, yeah, yeah. And by the way, mice in Canada talk. They do um they talk a lot. Actually, some would say, and some would say they're talking too much. Too much, too quickly, too much. And you know, people are like, God, will you just shut up and kill me? And that's what happens a lot of times.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

They're trying to talk you out of it, and this is like a really bad way to get it.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

So they invented this. This was the segue to and what they've decided to call it MAID. MAD is what is it? It's not an acronym. It it should be, if it's not.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

No, it is mental anguish in defeat.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

Come on. Just like twisting the knife on your way out. They're like, hey, we know that you make a twist a knife, they wouldn't need help. Can you twist it for me? Twist it for me. Don't depress and insult me more.

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Alright. If you have a country with a hotline, write the number down and stuff. Only on a still in my phone. This says hotline.

SPEAKER_02 7:59

It it says medical assistance and dying. You were not. Oh, it's already close. What did I say?

SPEAKER_01 8:04

Mental anguish and defeat.

SPEAKER_02 8:05

Yeah, mental anguish and defeat. Which ideally this program is you're trying to find that sort of happy place.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

There's the rub, you didn't find it, and that's why you're there.

SPEAKER_02 8:18

Yeah. Um you were starting to say it, and I feel like we we should before. What a happy intellectual story? No, no, just like on a real note, if you're in a if you're in a dark place or you need like you need some help or you need to talk to someone, like please reach out, call someone. I don't know what the number is.

SPEAKER_01 8:37

One, there's like a 988 thing in in America. If it's in Canada, it's just this, apparently. In Canada, you're fucked. I'm sorry. So you like Montreal's down th they're about to be down 3-1 last I checked, like, in the series. So like you haven't won a goddamn Stanley Cup. What do you think 1993? I think this is tangentially related. Also, your government sucked!

SPEAKER_02 8:59

Do you think the government's looking at like, hey, so we got this program? We're down three-one. What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 9:04

Pump more money into this.

SPEAKER_02 9:05

Do you think we can put something into polymarket over under how many citizens are gonna kill themselves? Over under?

SPEAKER_01 9:13

Following game five on the Canadians. I think it's already baked in though that they just know they're gonna lose. It's like, look, like, what are the odds we get a 24th championship? Instead of it's over. It's fucking over. Instead of people tossing teddy boards.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

Well, dare we're throwing themselves onto the ice rink.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Like it, it's like a fish. Like it's like a hat trick. It's just like three people jumping from the balcony. It's like it's like um instead of goals, it's like every time they're eliminated from three Canadian teams are eliminated from the playoffs on the frame bag.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

Oh my god, that's dark. It's like uh uh not midsummer. Well, it is no.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

They get trying to get run over by a Zamboni.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

Oh that's number two way. Ooh. And then they splatter the ice. Do you think the Canucks do that to add color to their court? I mean, they should.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

They suck now. They were the closest team. It's like a not slur for Canadians. Oh. That's a stupid name. It's like I'm a Canuck. It's like it's like an Irish saying uh it's not Nick, but it's like we can say Mick. I'm part Irish, I can say it. Mick, you look like you are, Nick. Nick's not a derogatory. Yes, it is. Is it really? You didn't fucking know it.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

I did not actually know that. Not Mickey Mouse, but Mick McDonald's. That's why they say Nick is. Besides MAID, uh, because I didn't know that was a thing. I learned something else new today.

SPEAKER_01 10:29

Well, there's a difference between an acronym for uh a shitty country funding suicide and uh a slur. But it is a slur, and so is WAP and Dago, but I can I'm Irish and Italian, so I can say both of those things. Great little tie-in. Um allegedly. Is that is that the is that the is that the um is that the barometer of whether you can say the thing? Is like you have to have that blood, right?

SPEAKER_02 10:55

I think that's uh that's common sense. Yeah. I would say that's most people's like Oh wow, you're like, I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_01 11:01

Okay, there needs to be like there needs to be like a slurry.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

It's like you have your end you have your end pass but for whatever derogatory term, you know. It's like, yeah, he's got a pass. He's got a pass for it. It's like So you know who didn't have a pass? Who's that? My uh shout out to won't say her uh real name, we'll we'll call her Sandy. Shout out to Sandy, um my uh elderly uh co-worker that I work with the other day, she thought, so these students were calling each other um big backs, which I'm pretty sure it means fat. Pretty sure it means fat or like or like nice or like nice back. I guess in a in some universe they could be like, damn, Gabriel, nice you've been fucking hitting some rows, nice big back. Like, no, that's not what was said.

SPEAKER_01 11:46

I mean, I learned it from fourth graders as well.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

But she don't really know it. Linda miss her, or excuse me, Sandy misheard, whatever, I don't really fucking care. No one knows what um she misheard and she goes, and by the way, she called him, she called him a wet back and like said it really loud, and I was like, I was like, oh hey, um She let a slur like I was like that's uh that's a shit.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

That's a derogatory term for someone that's gonna be like a lot of things. She goes, Oh, oh, right. Okay, well it wasn't that one. And I was like, Well, she's like, oh, obviously.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

She just had a brain fart, and it's just big brain fart, though. Like, I was like, come on now.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

Yeah. I mean, I think I think just saying like uh you know, like a colloquial example how stupid people are. Oh, God. I just feel like I feel like there's like it's like you know what people are trying to achieve by avoiding premature ejaculation? Like I have I've conquered a nirvana. I've conquered that for like the mechanism that doesn't allow like a neg like a thing that's gonna get you in trouble to even come out. I have to like I don't think that way, but it's just like you know the language, like how quickly I talk, how quickly I come up with stuff. And it like there's always gotta be a downside to that, right? It's like what are you carrying? There's a downside to everything. What do you well you got one in the chamber, you know? Yeah. Because like Canada, this is what we do in miracle. Yeah. Keep it in the chamber. We don't uh by the way, if you 988.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

If you need help, 988. If you've been listening to this the whole time, you're like, maid, maid. I need a maid. Is is this made in Manhattan? Is this no different?

SPEAKER_01 13:18

If I had to watch a Jennifer Lopez movie, I will go to Canada and please.

SPEAKER_02 13:23

Toronto, wherever this is, Saskatchewan.

SPEAKER_01 13:26

No, it's Ontario.

SPEAKER_02 13:27

Ontario, it's spreading, I've heard.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

It's spreading, it's a contagion. It's a Calgary, it's a Calgary contagion.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

It's a Calgary contagion. They don't know what they're doing.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

Um, yeah, no, it's fucking maid. Dude, Jennifer Lopez is ugh.

SPEAKER_00 13:40

So I've heard there's this thing. The worst. It's called maid.

SPEAKER_01 13:46

Mental mental anguish and defeat. You could kill yourself.

SPEAKER_00 13:49

Yeah. Maybe if you try to not being alive, you don't get to choose your your version.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

And your method, your methodology is just whatever the doctor chooses. Yeah, it takes a look at it.

SPEAKER_02 14:00

So, what are your symptoms? What are your symptoms? Uh not I have a psychological fear of bats die by bats. Die by bat. It's like, it's basically that fear serum. It's the fear serum from Batman, and they're like, Oh, good.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

And then you find out, well, I guess I'm not afraid of bats more. Oh, they just pour like a hot caught lava on them or something.

SPEAKER_02 14:21

And then just like put a big rock in there. Drop a bunch of like baseball bats on you, and you're like, no, not those bats! Yeah, baseball bats is falling on you.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

That was just when the lava doesn't finish you off. You're like, ow, that that was really your flesh is melting, and you're like, Yeah, with a chosen black and you're meant to destroy it. Yeah, it's like he's still like trying to argue with him when his fucking limbs are melting. It's like, or like Bet Obi-Wan, was he did he know that he would there was still good left in him? And he didn't know. He's just doing things, right? The prophecy is a guy doing things.

SPEAKER_02 14:58

We really want to dive into it for a bit. And then right back perfect. Yeah. Um, I think he knew what I think, you know, like seeing the good in him, knowing who he was, he was his Padawan, and he still sees he knows what the prophecy is. He doesn't know when that prophecy is supposed to come about.

SPEAKER_01 15:15

Oh, and he doesn't know the inherent darkness of the disabled, apparently. And it's just like, yo, this won't fuel him at all. He's bad, and I'm gonna make him bad and not be able to do stuff without being a machine.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

We'll get we'll get right back to to self an uh self-annihilation.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

For those who don't have the courage, apparently have the family annihilation. Or who are too lonely and just I'm fucking hate you all I'm the family in the first place.

SPEAKER_02 15:40

It's just like I want to take you out, but I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

It's like awful, but I never could get a second date. So I'm just gonna like it's somewhere between incel and family annihilation is is Canadian assisted suicide.

SPEAKER_02 15:54

What if you kill yourself while you finish? Well, you finish what?

SPEAKER_01 15:57

Like annihilating your family?

SPEAKER_02 15:59

No, yourself.

SPEAKER_01 15:59

You're like, I'm gonna finish and then I'm really gonna finish. Well that's what uh the um whatchamacallit is, except me. Like the uh no, the um the you know jerking the bio.

SPEAKER_02 16:09

Oh, you mean autoerotic asphyxiation?

SPEAKER_01 16:11

You mean uh Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday night, another Tuesday afternoon for me, brother. The thing is though, like, even if I was internet, which I clearly not, clearly not, I was really bad at scouts. I would have fucked up the knot.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

The one time I didn't directly fucked you would have killed yourself, or you would have slipped you would have slipped out so quick and hit your head on scene.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

My knots doing it.

SPEAKER_01 16:32

Oh my god, like you just like you get dry with there's nothing worse than dying with a dry lamp deck. You want that thing to be sticky or so.

SPEAKER_02 16:41

I want rigomortis to set to set in. Immediately.

SPEAKER_01 16:45

But if you if you get off right before, you probably never get the rig of mortis, potentially. Like you might it doesn't count if you're already in the I don't I think on its slab, you're already on the fucking table. Rigamortis shouldn't count. Like I'm talking about like it's like it revived itself like after being dead and drained. It's like give me the ri give me the regular it doesn't count.

SPEAKER_02 17:07

No, it doesn't. You know, you need a plain old uh blood injected penis. Blood injected penis. Yeah, that's what they are. I don't think it's inject injecting is like it's self-injecting, like an engine. Push the star penis. Push the star penis.

SPEAKER_01 17:27

Do it a business. And then if we and if it doesn't work out, first we'll just move to Canada.

SPEAKER_02 17:32

Finish ourselves. That's like that's like that's like oil injection engines, is what pre-com is. You're injecting oil into the city. Okay, that's how we know I'm awake.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

And then that nitrous how we know it's time to sleep, and pre-com is not time to get up. Some cereal. Or donuts. Ooh, you know what was have a funny experience.

SPEAKER_02 17:51

Maybe we could go to Tim Horton's.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

What about Tim Horton's? So apparently this doctor, what's his name's James McLean's James McLean. James McLean. James McLean.

SPEAKER_02 18:00

The nice McClane. James McClain.

SPEAKER_01 18:01

James, no, they're you need a dog. Hans Gruber's. Yeah, Hans Gruber talking about like McLean, John McLean, James McLean. Yes. Suicide Doctor Savis. Um he he fucking convinced this guy to like. I don't know if he'd already signed a contract. Is that enforceable, by the way? Uh uh within cancellation policy. It's like 48 hours. Well, I am gonna charge you. There's no. And by charge you, I mean kill you. You signed the deal. Yeah, you can, I mean, there's there's other forms of it. Well, he he talked him into it, apparently, this one of those two uh quote unquote victims.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

You've been Tim Hortons! You've been through the city.

SPEAKER_01 18:40

You know how fucking depressed you have to be to like have a donut and coffee? That donut doesn't it's like crispy cream like level like sweetness spot. And it's just like okay. I mean, I I hear what you're saying. And yeah, like soak up in the good life, and that's it. Because the moment we're not leaving this parking lot without you deciding to die.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

And you know, I've I've heard you know, sometimes things get better and then because you're in Canada. Things things just get worse. Here's the thing, here's the rough, we're in Canada. And as quick as you ate that donut, John Candy's not gone walking through that door. You could die even quicker.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

It's like, look, you could continue this lifestyle in 30 years, or hear me out, save you the time. Hear me out. You have a contract, it's all there. All you gotta do is sign the dotted line, get in the back of my electric Toyota. It's a van.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

It might look like a Toyota button.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

It's a Rolex. Uh die hard. That's a diehard. Yeah, it's a Rolex. Um, and then you just get in there and then went straight to the place that already had like corpses or something. It was like, do you read it? And this is what you're gonna do.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

On your way in. Uh, yeah, and you'll see these are samples. Would you like to?

SPEAKER_01 19:49

It's like he's like, it's like taking a horse to a glue factory. Oh my god. Like, and tell like knowing that, but he's like right after what if what if you wanted legitimate question.

SPEAKER_02 19:58

What if you actually wanted to like change you're you're changing as you walk in, you're like, yeah, no, I'm I'm good. I actually don't want this. And they're like, Well, Michael, yeah, it's enforceable.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Look, we're in a draconian nation, okay? And I I don't get my funding. I don't do you want to go to you think I want to do that. I didn't go to two years of Canadian medical school to be able to enforce this. To like not be able to get my my grant money. I'm here not killing enough people.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

I might have told you to. You know, we've been in business for a while. You're you're our first customer this year. Yeah, you're gonna be honest. Guess who's not fucking leaving this room? You you're gonna die. Oh, it's gonna be. And it's not me. I I went to medical school. I did it so I could be a doctor. This is my this is the easiest way to become a doctor. You you keep getting anxious. This is gonna get worse for both of us. Well, I mean for sure. I'm starting to stress out now. Yeah, no, now you're affecting myself. You're making this about you? You're making this about you.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

You're really, this is really about me. Just to the bitter end, you've made this about you. Something your former friends and your family have long realized ago, it was about you. It was all about you, but um, not today. Not today. Today it's about me. Today, this is this is James's time. Sit down, Doctor. No, Dr. James! Dr. James, Dr. James, Dr. James, Dr. Jones! Dr. James, Dr. Jones! Dr. James, Dr. James!

SPEAKER_02 21:19

He's got like a short round, like the only appropriate time this episode to do an accent in an Asian tone is when it's actually an acting.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

He was actually smuggled in in like one of those carts from in from like Temple of Doom, but with like full of like hiding under like Aunt Jemima, like stuff that they had to secretly export all the bottles. It's the Cleveland Cavaliers, the Eastern Conference Champions 2020. T-shirts over to fucking like sub-Saharan Africa or whatever. Well now they're Ebola tourniquets right now. Dude, imagine like you signed, you I'll get to that. You say you signed you you trade for James Harden, and all that happens is like you're you're like tying off fucking Ebola limbs with like that's that's your legacy, dude. How many how many different virus virus tourniquets has has his uh not being able to get to the more virus tourniquets than field goals? Dude, yeah, he was not good. He's not good. More turnovers than live still. Yeah, so he has the he has the record. The second most assist or sorry, turnovers in the game is 11. It was this year and it was a 10 year old.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

He should have retired as a rocket. Then his I mean, just in terms of legacy, I mean moving.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

We're just like 20 minutes of this is like ultimate James Harden slow play. Yeah, we're we're trying to draw a foul here. Oh, I we just burped to save time. Uh sorry, back to suicide, obviously. 988 in America. I don't know what the other hotline. Yeah, but I don't know what the rest of the numbers are. Jump down to the kill yourself.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

We're giving you better odds than not giving you a number. You start with 988, and if you could figure the rest out, you should live. 3200.

SPEAKER_01 23:19

What if, yeah, what if, dude, this is really dumb. Kill yourself. This is really dark, dude. So then you can't, like, they just like know that that's like a local commercial thing.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

Like, oh, we know the number.

SPEAKER_01 23:29

And then they're like, the number that they're gonna already call, and then it's just like, if it just suggests that, and then it's a hotline for that instead. Dude, that's fucked. Reruting, those Canadians are sneaky, man. They're gonna reroute your uh not your hotline. You're trying it's like can't you're like it's like southways, southwest, why wait?

SPEAKER_02 23:47

You know, it's wait, just do it now. You're like, you're yeah, it's the get help outline, but they reroute you to made your.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

Thank you for calling so fucked up, but like what if they get so much like the way this is society and the world is going, like, what if like they just there's such a like a waiting period that you just like offload some of their services and just like here, press one to get out now. And it's just like, and then instead they don't care that they get money, because then it helps pay for the people that are willing to hear these people want to blow their brains out over like minute things.

SPEAKER_02 24:21

They're like 10% of these people are not gonna want to sit through this phone call to actually kill themselves. So we need to get them off the phone.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

We don't pay new people enough.

SPEAKER_02 24:28

They're losing money by staying on the city. They're like second-year psych.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

Yeah, they're like second-year psych students, and it's just like, dude, how about something that lost somebody and doesn't want to like and then you pay them 150 grand a year and you train them really well. Give me an escalation and de-escalation process.

SPEAKER_02 24:45

And we've we obviously have been talking about this. I mean, it is funny.

SPEAKER_01 24:48

Like, no, but the funny that it's Canada to me is hilarious because it's a it's a dying star that was never bright.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

Well, then I mean half of its or the majority of its reason for its success is its proximity to us.

SPEAKER_01 25:01

No, here, what has happened?

SPEAKER_02 25:03

And I'm not like a big USA guy, but it's like it's better than Canada. Are you fucking kidding me? Why else is Canada as prosperous as they are?

SPEAKER_01 25:10

We are the reason for as prosperous at all.

SPEAKER_02 25:12

Right.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

They're not even prosperous.

SPEAKER_02 25:14

They say, I'm probably one of the last people that I know that would be like USA is awesome. Like, I'm not. We're good at good at some stuff, great at some stuff, but like we have our own.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

I mean, you're a little older than toddler, but it's like I would kindergarten. Could you ride a bike yet?

SPEAKER_02 25:32

Oh now, not without training wheels for both answers. Right.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

I couldn't read yet. And by the way, my first book was a 9-11 pop-up book. It was made pop-up edition. Oh my god. I mean that's a great reason. The pro popol. Yeah. It's like, I mean, you pro-pal. Can you can you press the syringe for proposal? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

Can you can you yeah, it's like a little pop-up. We gotta get those numbers up. We have no rookie numbers. We cannot contain our our rate of growth. If we do not start killing people, missions that they're gonna do. We are gonna be fucked. That's not their problem, though. It's just like on a legit note, that is if you've if uh shout out to Dan Brown's Inferno.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

Um is that what that's killing a lot of people?

SPEAKER_02 26:17

There's it's the the underlying the underlying tone of the book is that population. I I have. It was one of the and the kicker. I I I enjoy I enjoy reading when I do. I just wish I was kind of forced to or incentivized to in a better way when I was.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

I'm a big reader, so let me talk about this Dan Brown book. Have you heard of this book?

SPEAKER_02 26:41

It's called the Da Vinci Cup.

SPEAKER_01 26:43

Let me go to this one Dan Brown book that wasn't converted into a film.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

It was well, they did and it was a shit movie.

SPEAKER_01 26:48

Did it have Tom Hanks in it?

SPEAKER_02 26:50

Actually, that it I don't know if they did Inferno with Tom Hanks. They made that Chet Hanks. Chet Hanks.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

The one good um Dude, I don't really I'm like, if you're gonna have a serious thought where like you're gonna try to like hype up Dan Brown, I'm just gonna completely shit on it.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

No, it's gonna be great. I'm not hyping up Dan Brown. The one thing I told you. The one thing from the book was that like uh population growth is like we can't stop it. And the way that we stop it, we're already stopping it is well, it's what they're it Canada's taken some real notes from this Dan Brown. They're putting their notes into action. No, I mean it was they created a a virus that was um that was spread through like air aerosol. So he's basically spread throughout the world, but it it what it did was it was Michael Crichton. It made half of the population um sterile. Which fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 27:43

Is that like men? He wrote that after Charlotte.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

Like, I feel like the idea as like Mr. Vurgitated stuff was so cool. It is, but being in high school, there's someone that like didn't read, and I was like, wait, I actually think it wasn't a sign, it was extra credit.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

Extra credit because I didn't get extra credit for Dan reading a Dan Brown book. Yeah, then I had to write a paper on it. Yeah, B T training. Beach reading papers are like K, man.

SPEAKER_02 28:07

For whatever reason, that is a core memory I have of me and my dad because we listened to it on tape. Real weird narrators. Real weird narrators.

SPEAKER_01 28:16

Hugh took us on a quote unquote literary tangent. Auditory. And it was you didn't even fucking read it. You read it. I read it. I read it. You said you went on that tape. That's not reading, dude. Yeah, it's I've read it with my ears. That's like, oh yeah, I read uh I read uh Pitbull. I read uh you know, I read Cardi B. I read it. Oh no. That's not absorbing the liner notes in the listening to a song. We're we're splitting the original.

SPEAKER_02 28:45

It's the idea of it was the idea taken from it.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

Just that people need like we have too many people. We have way too many people. Yeah, but they are they literally already solved that. If that's an issue, we've already solved it. We're here in the world. Okay most of the world, actually. I wouldn't say most of the world. Well, here the biggest three powers, quote unquote, in the world contraception. America, not taken, China, and Russia. So they haven't solved, quote unquote, solved if population growth. I mean we're not growing that like quote unquote a problem.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

It's no, we're not growing anything to the extent that it's a problem. It's the combination of population growth with like lowering amount of resources and like scarcity of resources.

SPEAKER_01 29:27

Well, now the scarcity of resource is gonna be like purpose, like there's already a massive shortage of that, unless you like try not to get a bowler, or you're trying not to get killed by a warlord, or you are doubting. Or you are in war, but more like material, or you have a gun to your head and a suicide net and you're trying to make those shoes. I got some shoes today. Made can take away all those problems. Made is needs to be more efficient. There's gonna be a doge for maid. Oh, like a maid coin? No, no, a doge like the fucking like the efficiency borough. Oh, really? That's gonna be must be a good thing. Real efficient because he's pivoting from we gotta pop it. They are they're already efficient. Oh, wait a minute. This whole AI thing that I'm also involved in is gonna be a reason for us to have less people because we don't there's not enough purpose to go around, nor is there a need for labor in a lot of places. So there henceforth, everything I said is now completely irrelevant, and now I'm this way, and it's just like I think there needs to be a specific sleep aid for like high-energy narcissists. What's that?

SPEAKER_02 30:33

There's they put out annual reports. Inferno, is it called the Inferno Report? On made. It should be.

SPEAKER_01 30:39

Let me read the stats.

SPEAKER_02 30:41

Sixth annual.

SPEAKER_01 30:42

23.5. What is it? Is it like 22?

SPEAKER_02 30:45

23 and a half of what? That's just over-under. On deaths? Yeah. In the year?

SPEAKER_01 30:49

That's from polymarkets uh over-under of Canadian assisted suicide for 2027.

SPEAKER_00 30:54

I'm gonna go over.

SPEAKER_01 30:57

I'm gonna think it's over. I'm saying under. Really? I would take the under because it's gonna be so deep. Table of contents. Oh, you mean a report about an actual report gonna be in zip? Here's what we have. Dude, remember like refreshing the COVID death stats? That was fucking I know you did that. I didn't. I mean, everybody in your house, dude.

SPEAKER_02 31:19

Someone everyone's I think everybody was doing that. Well it was fucking weird. It was weird. People were like, have you seen the deaths today? Yeah. Hey, you check out this death.

unknown 31:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

Dude, can you imagine if there was a polymarket in Calci going on when that was happening? I would have been rich.

unknown 31:35

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 31:36

I mean, people really no, just people. So he fucking thrived in that period. Everyone, I mean, you could bet on anything. People would literally I mean, yeah, anyway. I'd be sure you can bet on Ebola.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

You can find out. Bola deaths? This yeah, Ebola.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

When we were when we made the crosswar parlay, that could probably fucking become a thing. I mean, that is. We're really, I mean, we're not too far with the city. Same cross war. Crosswall. We talked about it.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

Now there are. We've reached the maximum eggs of war, so we're good. Um there's gonna be more wars, of course. There always will be. There's always gonna be wars. There's always wars. Wars, there's always gonna be people that will be.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

The annual rate of growth Oh my god. What is it? The annual rate of growth in the number of made provisions has provisions. Yeah. People applying for it? No, it's like a Do you imagine you apply for it and they won't let you? That's so depressing. It's like a war ration provision. It's your end-of-life provision. Is that what's it? It gives you a couple options. You get a bullet. You get a syringe, you get a razor head, you get fucking pills. I'm going with a trampoline bayonet. Of trampoline bayonet.

SPEAKER_01 32:49

And you get a picture, like song.

SPEAKER_02 32:51

Yeah. Ooh, nice. But you only have enough battery juice in the phone speaker for one song. Closing time.

SPEAKER_01 32:58

And then you're like, whoa, that reminds me of party in college, and then you're like, oh shit!

SPEAKER_02 33:02

Oh my god, I remember that girl that touched me when I didn't want her to. That's the worst thing, is like these findings seem to suggest that the number of annual made provisions is beginning to stabilize. However, it will take several more years before long-term trends can be conclusively. What does it mean by provisions? I have no fucking clue. Did I know that proportion in this? Oh my god, this a person whose death is, quote unquote, reasonably foreseeable, i.e., they are close to death. That's what it was supposed to be. Is referred to as track one. These these make up 95 rails. Track two refers to made recipients who are assigned as having a natural death that was not reasonably foreseeable.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

Three at track three and third rail is just people who may or may not die someday. And we just took we just took them out.

SPEAKER_03 34:00

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 34:01

We know that it's the technology's coming, and it said, hey, why don't you hang on for like six more years till AI is like you can be a living person that can upload your consciousness or your soul or whatever into a better brain, into a living person that gets that you buy that person's body because they round them up and they totally happening. All this shit is gonna happen, dude. They weren't that far off of soil and green and shit like that, right? All that it's just a little different. It's like Philip K. Dick is probably the closest one to predicting everything. Vonnegut, a little bit too.

SPEAKER_02 34:41

The disturbing, the disturbing thing is like, does you know, art, you know, it's the or not this isn't exactly what I'm saying, but like, does art imitate life or does light imitate art? And it's both.

SPEAKER_01 34:53

We're at this in terms of I think sometimes Oh yeah, like science fiction, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:59

Because it's a it's a you're exactly what's it's philosophical. So exactly. You're picking up exactly what I'm laying down.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

If I think some people look at like these ideas also, this is also we've we've we've been driving, and now we're at Jim Horton's. For the clues, imagine us for this home stretch or whatever. And it's like, oh shit. Just end of what is this called? End of end of end of end of end of episode uh we got some time left, but like end of episode provisions. Yeah, we're gonna take our provisions. Yeah, we got our at-home. Just a pick picture us in our at-home donut. Stop crossing my legs, kid. Cross them up. Show that fur, bro.

SPEAKER_02 35:36

I am getting do you ever get your leg? I'm just hungry for we're only hungry for donuts. Yeah, we keep talking Tim Hortons. I'm gonna want a donut in my mouth. Yeah. Um, I think some of these ideas from science fiction, like, they might not necessarily like be a But they make you think necessarily. Yeah, it might not be that one-to-one inspiration, but it takes it might not that idea might not be conceived eventually. Yeah, you're right, it's not a one-to-one. But it's that exactly what you're saying, like some of that. Those couple branches off, and it's like, I don't know what that branch off is gonna be, and the fact that we don't, nine times out of ten, its application is gonna be for nefarious means, for money, I mean all that's why sci-fi usually has a darker like element to it.

SPEAKER_01 36:20

And it's like a lot of times, usually in like fiction, um get adapted or whatever, but like there's a positive in terms of the characters, like humanity that shines through the story. Fahrenheit 451, the guy that starts off as the fire starter or whatever, and it's just like they're just burning books, right? And you know, I mean have you read that? I have not. Classics are like that. It's like really much. It's a classic that I know I haven't. It's a quick read, too. It's not a 700 pound 700 pounds page Dan Brown.

SPEAKER_02 36:54

Could you imagine books were that heavy? No, Dan Brown's did did for he packed a lot of dialogue into those that maybe didn't need to be there.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

Just saying. I mean, okay, like as an idea guy, it's not so it's like Stephen King. I'm not saying I read it, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:07

I'm saying it was a lot for my ears.

SPEAKER_01 37:08

Like there's a lot of like other stuff. It was a lot. Oh, I had a well, I got real tired listening to that. Dan brown using an audiobook for extra credit. It's like you were the final tip of the spear that or the iceberg that's just like now this is why kids are turning in AI slop as papers, and the teachers don't dude. Some teachers can't, most of them should be like, fuck it. I'm getting back. I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

Had I been this is just insane. Had I been a little bit more removed, what if they're all barren? I would have teachers are all barren like that. 100% 100% would have gotten a strike, plagiarism for getting caught for I just happened to not get caught because those things weren't around yet. Like not the not like the checkers for like that's the thing, is like, oh, I wouldn't have done that.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

It's like yeah, fucking bullshit. Everyone most people nine out of ten people. Most people that were very also very intelligent at some point had an impetus to be like, why am I doing this? Why am I not cheating? There's no or there's no like this is the art of learning or the the value of learning is not being taught here. Critical thinking is not being taught here. Not at that did you see that piece I sent you about intelligence? I was like, Alan Watts, I've got to be a little bit more. Not at the elementary level, not in most high schools. I have not, no. No, it's talking about how the intelligent man is, why the intelligent man is always alone. Yeah. And it's basically like Yeah, you're like uh it wasn't for it wasn't for you. But it looked for you. Oh, you get it? It's not for you. The fact that it's popping over your head, too, the one I was just thinking about. It was that extra half a second, and it's like, he is a Dan Brown audiobook guy. Oh, you bitch. That's fucking hilarious. It is anyway.

SPEAKER_02 38:43

But it's actually and I had a the only reason I listened to it on audiobook is because I was on a ride down to Disney for a soccer showcase.

SPEAKER_03 38:52

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 38:53

I was like, how else, how else am I gonna get through this 12, 14 hour ride with my dad being a bigger one? We're gonna listen to Dan Brown together.

SPEAKER_01 38:59

Dude, that's awesome. That's cool though, man. It's just like I like that it's bonding, and it's but it's an interesting, it's an interesting, like the voice of the book wasn't good. It was okay. Well, the idea, it's just like flesh out idea that you would regard like you it's a mashup. It's like one of those mashup concepts. Because you could see elements of that in other things.

SPEAKER_02 39:21

You know, yeah, it's not it wasn't an original idea to the book. Really? No shit. Yeah, right. But it was it was the first, it was the first I had read it or like seen it as like an or listened. It uh it consumed, if you will.

SPEAKER_01 39:35

Yeah, I mean I would argue like the media with exception of people like like Vonnegut and stuff that are usually more on that like sci-fi or dystopian kind of um like blue like Stephen King like of it in horse eyes, like most of the better writers, like novelists, it's not the idea. It's the like humanity. It's the it's the what you're saying behind it's just like because ideas are better launch pads for films, and you know, like films have pro that's probably the best, like launching the concept of a franchise because you like all right. The better example, like high-end example that's like we're supposed to be talking about suicide, is uh we'll get back to it. 988. We'll end with it. Or whatever. No, obviously. Oh my god. That's what I say. But no, it's just like uh which was children of men. Concept, there's no more kids being born, right? It was a book, um, and then they adapted it, and yeah, fucking great. Fucking five. It was like high-end, high-minded, with a high high-minded high concept. Doesn't happen that often outside of like science fiction, probably some horror, yeah um uh books like Steve, but it's like Stephen King was like a fucking great, he's a great idea guy. And then it seems like Shiny probably has the best like follow-through as far as like so this is more psychologically internal and whatever. And it was very adaptable for whatever.

SPEAKER_02 40:57

Um I want to say that's uh do you think that's do you think that's his darkest? Probably not.

SPEAKER_01 41:03

I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so. Uh but it was more so his most personal for sure, because he was a fucking alcoholic and cocahead. He wasn't I don't know if he was on code.

SPEAKER_02 41:11

You know he doesn't even remember writing Cujo.

SPEAKER_01 41:15

Yeah, that makes sense. Now it was Tommy Knockers, too, right? Anyways, so donuts. Wait, real quick. What?

SPEAKER_02 41:20

If I could take one actor, just a quick, like give me his voice, give me a dark room, and his voice is gonna do whatever it wants to me. Clive Owen.

SPEAKER_01 41:29

Clive Owen's voice?

unknown 41:30

Damn it.

SPEAKER_01 41:31

He did a great job with Hemingway, also comes off. Um, Clive Owen just didn't he write that the ultimate short story, right? It was like it was uh pair baby shoes never worn. Something like that's it was like someone challenged him to write a short story or the shortest story. And that's what he Look it up, look you got your phone, I got mine this recording. So I think it was I think it was uh Hemingway that wrote that. It checks pair of baby shoes never worn. A pair of babies, something about a pair of shoes for sale, baby shoes never worn. Because, you know, the baby died or something. I think it's six-line story, I think.

SPEAKER_02 42:09

Six-word story. Versions of this story date back to the early 1900s, being reproduced and expanded upon. Um Ernest Hemingway. Yeah, good poll. Good fucking poll.

SPEAKER_01 42:19

Yeah, man. Speaking of poll, he pulled that shotgun, huh? The American way, bro. The American way. Fucking Canada, man. We're gonna just we're gonna get back to shit gigzag. That's uh Chekhov's gun. Yeah. So we're going back to Canada. I mean, not to Canada, back to shitting on Canada, wedding on them. First off, their most prosperous province of with resources. No, that's not Ontario. It's fucking Alberta. It has all the fucking oil and gas and stuff, right? Okay. That's like directly north of like the Midwest, like Minnesota, etc. Yeah, yeah. And Dakotas. And then, you know, let's talk about where the pipeline is like Alberta's like fucking citizens crossed a threshold of over something. I think it's like over a hundred something thousand people signed a petition to fucking withdraw from Canada first.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

Be their own thing. Be their own thing, which would completely distribute Canada. No, that's just talk. I mean, like No, I mean, not that I mean they have the they want to secede, they have the oil.

SPEAKER_01 43:19

I mean, they mean theoretically that's the state that could do the best because well maybe not the way it's headed, because they're it's becoming more of a purple state, so it's not like a California's too like they can't do anything right at this point because it's so big, there's so many people with competing interests, and it's just like and everyone's on the tit. Yeah, so it's like you can't you can't take the milk away. I think they would eh, yeah, I don't think I wouldn't go up to do a week.

SPEAKER_02 43:49

From somewhere else.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

They're not making as many films and shows there and music there, so it's like Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:54

Post didn't COVID fuck a lot of them?

SPEAKER_01 43:56

Just do the food. A lot of things fucked it up.

SPEAKER_02 43:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:58

Um but yeah, so So I guess not.

SPEAKER_02 44:01

Back to killing ourselves. Not ourselves, but the Canadians. I mean sorry.

SPEAKER_01 44:06

Sorry, sorry. Canadian can PB called blown their own. How many years? I don't know. 1993. The Canadians won the Stanley Cup. No Canadian team since then, unless they come back from I think they lost tonight. 3-1? It was 3-0 in the fucking second period for experience. So it's like they're not coming back for 3-1 against a good team. So we and it's Canada. Canadian. As you know, as we've talked about, Canada what? Capitulates. Capitulating Canadians. Capitulating Canadians. And in uh Tim Horton's parking lots making deals. Cutting deals, you know. Cutting deals. Um with Dr. James McLean. So basically, like, since that date, and they exported uh SC TV, which was it was like an improv show, it was like based off like kind of like their version of Second City and um well Chicago, right? And um the uh Upright Citizens Grade and all those things, like those like improv groups that have four breaker movements, right? But SEC TV, SC T SC TV had um whatchamacallit, John Candy, Eugene Levy, uh the lady passed away from Home Alone, and uh Rick Moranis, and like uh a couple other people too, right? Okay, couple other people whose names I'm just like it's like there were more people, but they were all products. They were like the ones that kinda kinda came over first, right? And then you had Mike Myers, Canadian, right? So it was like a few other people as well, Norm MacDonald. Damn. Name something Canada has cut has contributed to the world since 1993. Name one thing. All the things that those individuals are Olympian every four years hockey rivalry.

SPEAKER_02 45:45

All of those individuals contributed to American culture.

SPEAKER_01 45:48

By fleeing Canada. American culture. So the only ironically, the only opportunity you can't flee Canada for is killing yourself.

SPEAKER_02 46:00

That's right at home, baby.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

Not go anywhere. Yeah, no, yeah, just just pound some donuts and pound some donuts, maybe have a coffee and uh hit it up. We pound past the thing. Dr. So much like we were gonna stop it there, but we got a couple more in us, I think. A couple mermaids. Maybe a few more. Maybe a bit more because one of the quote unquote victims. Oh no. Uh stopped breathing and then started breathing or didn't stop breathing during the procedure. It's like a three-level thing. Yeah. He just didn't get it. Don't worry, it's only available in Canada and Switzerland or whatever, wherever else. So for now.

SPEAKER_02 46:35

In in the end, did this guy end up dying? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:38

But it's to go through the pain of I don't know. I mean, I don't I didn't, you know, it's not clear what his pain level was. Because they didn't get a chance to interview him, because that's part of the That's part of the process. He only has no exit interview. But that's what a terrifying. There is an exit interview, but it's when you get to, you know. They just their version of Canadian Heaven, they unzip the body bag. And it's just like me so. It's like Catholic Purgatory, you have to like stay in the form that you left. And they just like there's like their Canadian version of God is just like there's like a lesser god and it's a Canadian god.

SPEAKER_02 47:14

It's Justin Trudeau.

SPEAKER_01 47:15

It's just it's like whoever runs.

SPEAKER_02 47:17

Katie Perry just dick, and he's like, That guy's a loser. Did you just get back from good channel? Can you prove that?

SPEAKER_01 47:23

Trudeau proved this the mace of suicide. I'm sure he did, dude. He was probably. That guy was a fucking piece of shit. Um if you voted for Trudeau, please tell us why. DegenerateNation at gmail.com also hated Barry sucks.

SPEAKER_02 47:38

Give us an actual uh a quick synopsis of if you're Canadian, um, uh as to what it like what's good about your country.

SPEAKER_01 47:45

Yeah. That didn't get exported to America. Made. Like, by the way, I don't I don't have it. I haven't had Tim Hortons. The Duncan Dumanis is fucking awesome. Sorry, Duncan. It's dope. Duncan rules. But we will do a Tim Hortons commercial. Oh, made commercial. This is coming from We'll take your money.

SPEAKER_02 48:03

This is coming from the Conservative Party, so just citing our source, so but um uh after eight years of Justin Trudeau, Canadians are struggling with a rapidly deteriorating quality of life. Many Canadians have to deal with the immense stress of not knowing how they're gonna pay their rent or put food on the table every month.

SPEAKER_01 48:20

Yeah, or kick money back to uh other parts of Canada that they're not from. That's like they pool money from Alberta, that's what they send it over. Allegedly, yeah. What?

SPEAKER_02 48:32

Could you no imagine if you did that in the Oh my god, that's fucking stupid as hell.

SPEAKER_01 48:40

Parts of California do that.

SPEAKER_02 48:41

I guess we do that f we Yeah, I've heard that. That California does kicks the the the funds from California get kicked to the city.

SPEAKER_01 48:48

I mean the problem is like it's just kicking the canal of responsibility for humanity down to like nobody. So it becomes a class war. So like other people think essentially it's like that's most people's problem.

SPEAKER_02 49:01

Thank you. God, class everything everything. I've tried to make this case to my to my boomer, my boomer parents and trying to talk about a career.

SPEAKER_01 49:08

Your your boomer representative.

SPEAKER_02 49:10

My representative from the boomer party. And uh it gets shot down real quick. Sucking blood sucking. That there's no that no, there's no such class war? No. It's like what do you mean we got rid of that? It's like no, we never got rid of it. It's just been like we've just called it other things expanded.

SPEAKER_01 49:25

So it's been expanded.

SPEAKER_02 49:26

Yeah. Called the other things expanded while also trying to like never talk about it. And it's it's tough because as someone that considers themselves working class and probably will be working class for the rest of his life.

SPEAKER_01 49:39

Well, yeah, you're not blue-collar, but you're working class, right? Because the But my my family and my like not like they are working, like they're not they're not like not it's like they say to themselves they work hard, we do work hard, and we like we try really hard at things, but it's like we still have this like this favoritism of like the elite kind of and it's I don't understand the elite favoritism because I wouldn't need to, you know, and I feel like you have an elite creativity level, like, and it's just like but you're not an elitist, and I'm I'm not idiot because I see I have enough like explosive empathy that I have to like tone down to something.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

I think I think that like the level of empathy I think with some people that are and it's not all boomers, but some really struggle with empathy, and it's just like I got mine, like what's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_01 50:27

You're pointing out they're trying to say it like that, but they're really uncomfortable thinking about that they didn't deserve it. Yeah. Like there's some there's some level of knowing that they don't it's the knowing unknowing of that they don't deserve it. Most of them don't deserve the climate that they inherited and destroyed, and then they're gonna pass the buck of responsibility while not giving up their services because they know goddamn well most people, one, aren't gonna want to take care of other people's boomer parents. And two, unfortunate reality, yeah, aren't gonna get paid enough to do it on a scale where more people are gonna compete for those jobs.

SPEAKER_02 51:03

It's just like it's not looking good in the middle of the street.

SPEAKER_01 51:05

And then if we're not and we're not importing Jamaicans anymore, where are these people gonna come? Like Where are we getting the boomba clots? Yeah, where like boomba clot means period blood. Do you know that? Boomba clot. Boomba clot. So it's like, well, where are you? It's just like where are we getting where are we getting the um I think it does. And it's I've been to Jamaica, I should remember.

SPEAKER_02 51:24

And I was saying it all the time, and I just had periods.

SPEAKER_01 51:27

Look at that little boomba clot. Look at that boom backlot. Some period. Did you get vape juice? Lick off the gym. I want you to fucking lick vape juice off my.

SPEAKER_02 51:34

Let me finish this quick. So yeah, despite this, Justin Trudeau continues to push aggressively to expand MAID to those suffering from mental illness. Which, if that's true, that's really fucked up. The only reason that would ever be okay is if you're like someone that has really like struggling with really bad depression because they're about to die from like cancer or something else. But that just happens to be a feature of something else. It can't be people. It can't be the reason other people are encouraging you.

SPEAKER_01 52:04

That's because it's like it cross it crosses moral lines because you're not the thing is they're not relieving their suffering exactly because we don't know what comes next. Nobody, no living person exactly knows what comes next. So to the idea of relieving the suffering, it's suffering ends. Suffering ends because you don't have any consciousness. But that's not relief because you don't actually allegedly don't actually experience what you could be setting people. It's bullshit. So all you're doing is just people taking people that have going through a tough time or have a c some type of condition, and then you're like, Yeah, have you tried just doing this? Have you tried just giving up? Have you tried it? It's not even it's allowing me to make a living off of you dying is so fucked up. At least have the courage to run for office and and and commission a war like a man, like an American. God damn. Fucking Canada. Bye. Kill yourself. Please do. Yeah, he blew that one. All right. Okay, much like the guy Dr. James McLean blew his attempt and still succeeded in the end, but it was one person who was a Tim Horns guy. The article wasn't clear, it's gonna be written by the Canadian. Even when it's Dan Brown, uh it's his worst book. He has a worse book. It's an inferno. I think it's inferno.

SPEAKER_02 53:44

It's inferno.

SPEAKER_01 53:46

I mean, it's like Dan Brown writing a book about the Canadian's uh Kalian cells. What would that be called? Um it could be called The Maple Syrup Solution. I mean it's sweet. You it's really sweet. You can read Dan Brown's latest, the Maple Syrup Solution. Um we have we have advanced copies. Yeah, where can they get a copy? Uh email us at degeneratenation at gmail.com. Our Patreon is look at up's DegenerateNation podcast. We're probably the only one trying to like hawk Dan Brown's next novel.

SPEAKER_02 54:22

And Dan Brown, if if this is what you've been waiting for to be like, oh fuck, where's the lost my PO Dan Brown? I need I need a pipeline.

SPEAKER_01 54:31

The problem is Dan Brown had a Canadian PR rep and they fucking killed themselves. Sorry, sorry. Dan Brown is a maiden. The maple series solution is a dunker in it's it's rubber lingering. He keeps it the same character, and you know the key, you know, maybe you could call anyone ready. I don't think it is available. I think available.