FUNemployment Knockout Stage

How To Bet the World Cup Without A Job!

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

Oh shit! Welcome to the Generation Podcast. We're back. Are this the same garage from last time? Ole! Ole, ole, ole! We uh oh sorry, you're not seeing Country Road. Olay, yeah, fuck me. We're not even gonna do any lyrics from that because it as they said in Dumb and Dumber, Jet John Denver's full of shit, man. Like, look, first off, didn't he die in a plane crash? It wouldn't have been ironic if it was in like the Denver Mountains. The Rocky Mountains. I expected the Rockies to be a little rockier. Well look it up. Look at it up. If you please. I'm almost positive he died. So you could have had the Big Bopper, uh the La Bamba guy, or fucking Jim Croce, uh Aaliyah. Aaliyah should be our natural. Timbalake is from America. Or not Timbaland. Can we take a moment take a moment of silence for Jim Croce? A long, a long awaited moment of silence for Jim Croce. But you know, it's like, how many better artists died in a plane crash? That we could have had a national American. A couple of them, yeah. And they literally played Free Bird right after at the bar. They played the fucking country road bullshit. Dude, that like it. They played it. By the way, for our listeners in Laos and uh far east. We know everyone's on board. The U.S. is like your team USA. Doomed cup run. Whether or not you know it's in your best interest. Yeah. Your team USA. And they're playing the fucking, first off, they're playing the goddamn West Coast, right? LA and Seattle in San Francisco. You couldn't find better music in those three venues. Like no. You're stationed in LA. I know. You got hip hop. You got 70s rock. That's annoying. You got grunge. You got uh whatever the fuck San Francisco. They had Bob Dylan. They put that shit on too at the bar. Look at journeys for someone. And it was like they were like expected everyone to like, oh hey, it's time.

SPEAKER_00 1:49

They did, though. It's time for the song.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

And it's annoying as fuck that that's what everyone did.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

And I like, I wasn't the reason why it's I We're cool people. We are cool. People follow trends. People follow trends, and that was I got up, I got annoyed because it it went from fun bar vibe in that moment to like our to like I hit our victory song is the most here's the social song.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

That's the most American thing every time. I don't care if here's our social queue. That was the only time we'll ever have to hear. Like fuck off. I mean, unless we meet Belgium. It's like saying the Pledge Bell. I'd rather say the fucking Belgium. I would have rather said the Pledge of a Muslim. Oh my god, that would be amazing. Wholeheartedly. Dude, we should set it to music. And like the fucking flag of the goddamn United States. I think I think it's Pulisic. I'll say it right when he scores a gold. I think it's been pronounced like ten different ways. Or makes less commercials, I'll say it fucking right. How is he in a commercial with Messi?

SPEAKER_00 2:50

I need him in more commercials. I need David Beckham in zero. I know you're in American.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

I did he though? Yeah. I know he did. He made soccer popular from He got Kira Knightly. He probably took a virginity. Kira Oh. He was in that movie. Did he get Kira before he got before he got Spice Girl? I'm sure he got like three other Spice Girls before it got. What if he got his fourth choice?

SPEAKER_00 3:15

I like the I'm David Beckham. He's like, is it because it's a gzip? Oh bury me. Oh I'm a strange from a sword. I wonder if it's me. It's probably me. But you know when they say Bandit like Beckham, it's because I've got Peronis.

SPEAKER_03 3:32

And they've got a I've got a commercials.

SPEAKER_00 3:36

I've got to angle it down low, love.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

I've got a I've got to hit the angle. I'm gonna bend it. Oh, it turns out they all have crooked pussies in spice girls.

SPEAKER_00 3:44

You know what a man with peeronies needs? He needs a sideways vagina.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

Ironically, Scary Spice had a normal vagina. Scary Spice is like it's like John Little Little John. Was there a spice girl that was like named ironically? Was there a spice girl with a normal vagina? Yeah, Scary Spice. Well, I I have to. That's the one that Eddie Murphy got one. I stopped myself. I had to get to the duck vagina. A duck vagina. Yes. They have labyrinthine vaginas. It's essentially like, shout out to our first episode, Duck Dick Dynasty. Look it up. Um they have labyrinthine vaginas. Do you remember the Mario, the first Mario game? Which one? The Super Mario, like the regular Nintendo. Maybe you've stumbled on in a goddamn museum because you're like, still my friend of your life. You didn't play it in a living room. Prime of my life. I played it in a living room when it was new. I think fourth grade to sixth grade was my peak. Oh my god. Yeah, I actually think. I think that was when I was happiest. I peaked at most people that are happiest, right? 36th grade elementary school. I peaked in like fifth grade and then 40. Unless you happen to be just like a really gloomy kid. And those they are, there are those kids out there. Um they're not all armed, so we're fine. Yeah, most kids are happy. They're gonna get armed. Well gun, here's the thing. Oh, you know what? We're gonna have more guns.

SPEAKER_00 4:59

Um I'll tell you it off air. And it's not it's not inappropriate to say on air. I just didn't want to it'd be personally identical.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

So, like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, like an off-air way, like when I was like, hey, off air, since we're off air, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna spit. Can I can you spit in my mouth?

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Oh, yeah. And I was like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

You actually didn't acknowledge it verbally, which is a soft yes to me. It's not saying no. Because a soft application. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Sunny, so sunny. Uh, that's what I was saying. But um, no, it's like the soft yes is it's it's a soft, it's okay, it's a it's a non it's in a when a straight man is to be spat into their mouth by another straight man. You don't say no, I'm not carrying don't like be like, nah. It's like that's a soft, yes, because it's implied that it's like nah. They don't think it's weird if they don't say that it's weird. And there's not like that power dynamic. First off, we have no power. Either of us have no power. You're a supervisor. I am a powerless man, except over small youths. I could be a power bottom. I can be, I can be uh I drill. You've seen my hip movies. I can be a power bar. I would I would theoretically, if there was like a giant. Well you cost three dollars and you get tossed in the trash and make you shit.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

If there was like a class of human that was like giants, take Andre the Giant and there's like tons of them. The Charlie classic, I believe. This is gonna be my Dan Soder impression of Andre the Giant. Oh yeah, Dan Soder. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:26

He's good. Oh, oh!

SPEAKER_00 6:29

And then if I could meditate. If I could be a human ball, someone fucked him. You you had to be naked though, and they could grab any part of you and still lift you.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

I think I would do it. I would be, I would just be like that skilled like like I would be like a midfielder in soccer. I'd be a middle guy, I'm like a s not a switch, specifically a middle, like I only do thruples. Yeah. It's just like on both ends of- You're like, hey, I'm good at both sides, but it's gotta be a poker metaphor. I'm a suited connector. If you plug one end, you gotta plug the other. I am an eight and a ten, but I am suited. I got an eight and a ten in the hole. It can go a couple of ways, or it's probably gonna bust, and so am I.

SPEAKER_00 7:10

It's like trying to put two north batteries together and they and they're like going opposite. It's like, hey, it'll work, but I need three of them. I need a positive and negative, and then I need another positive, and we're gonna sandwich them. And as long as that connection is active, I'm good.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

But if one of drug wars if one of you pulls out, it is over. You're not allowed to pull, you're constitutionally not allowed to pull out in a thruple.

SPEAKER_00 7:33

I think I could probably get plugged on both sides and be good as long as if they do it at the same time, I'm not gonna know which angle it's covering.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

Are you talking about both butthole? But mouth and butthole at the same time. Oh, yeah. I can do I'm gonna do it. I want to get space docked, but it's more like space rocked, you know what I'm talking about? I could be giving. Well, I guess it's four. I guess it's four.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

Would you if I could b have mouth, you know, plugged and then ass plugged, and then my dick also plugged.

SPEAKER_01 8:01

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um visual. Yeah. That's why I'm not looking at you. I don't want you to see I don't want you to see the excitement. Excitement in my ear. I'm just gonna be like, it's not the medic eyes, it's just like you just heard one plug. Task-oriented solution. My solution-oriented problem-solving eyes are devastating. I don't want you to know.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

Don't say fourth. You say fourth, I just don't want to know.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

It's like back to our last episode, uh, Family Annihilation Centipede, but now we're doing different types of stuff. Yes, yes. That was dark. Realistically, look and I mean this um albeit take an honest answer.

SPEAKER_00 8:39

Yeah. If I had to be like uh human centipede up and it was like um either dick to mouth and I want to be the front.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

I'd yeah. What would you be? You didn't have it ready. I didn't have to be. I didn't I didn't have it ready. I didn't have it ready. But you were on the train of thought. But here's the thing because I don't know what's better. You don't want to know that. I don't want to be the end of it. Why? You're in the back. You're fucking. No one's fucking you, dude. I was going to be right. I was I was going, I was going to I want to be the front only one that fucks. I was going cum to butt.

SPEAKER_00 9:13

So cum digestive system to the butt and then butt to mouth to with the back is just I thought this was like a sex centipede.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

It can be. Okay, you're mean the actual centipede. I'm just, I think I'm centipeding off into a different dimension. Oh, here's the thing though. With this, with the centipede, if it's the traditional kind where it's just you feed the food, that makes more sense why it was like first, and you're like, well, yeah, obviously. You just all you do is eat and shit. This is a normal day for you when you have a lot of people. After I ate something awful, and then then look back, I'm like, I'm like, the back, and you're like, and then you're like you're shaking your head, and we're like the South Park, shout out to South Park, they're bitter. Well, and it's the kids doing it, they stand. Stan, uh, Stan's dead. They tie it into like people, um, it's like a Japanese game show. And it's it's uh that's the end game of the show. Japanese idiocracy would just be like a lot of ass eating stuff. The the part of it is they end up there on the game show because they agreed to Apple's terms and conditions without reading in there, like. And was the U2 album involved in it? Oh, it might have been. It might have been around the more than uh I think it was some Aspir Tame. Aspirtam. Aspertan to the vein. I want you to have a. I'm gonna say a silent this time. So it's not implied, it's just I want the silent yes, you just don't know.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

You just don't know how badly I want it. Oh yes.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

The way you said badly, just I liked it. Badly. I liked it. I don't know if this is I don't know if this is a pre-come out like butt or if this is like if um this is the episode we tell out, yeah. This is shout out to all the homies. It's so funny because they guys, first of all, those people were great. The second thing was just like when I was trying to be like, by the way, and I was like, I don't know which person I'm saving more. I mean, like, tell me what your like deal breakers are. Because we have transcript. That that's probably it, like, you probably like, if you think about it later, I'm like uh I'm actually really. I'm like, yeah, I don't, I didn't think you didn't get it. I didn't even catch something.

SPEAKER_00 11:24

I heard you, I heard what you were saying, but like I didn't catch that. No, and that's what I didn't, I think in my subconscious, that was why I maybe didn't follow through. I'm like, hey, listen. You thought about it later.

SPEAKER_01 11:35

Because I was like, Oh, I want to make friends.

SPEAKER_00 11:37

No, but I know me like shout out to my boy. Yeah, but you you also can like and I kinda and I was while I was talking about it the other night after our game, I was like, you know, you know me fairly well. And that's what I said. I was like, you know me fairly well. You don't know me like this. It's like you might not quite know my depths, but he does know like your humor.

SPEAKER_01 11:56

He does know my humor, and he does know yeah, but I was like, well, now you've seen a little bit what I can do. So you like expect the same energy in mind. Right. But like what you don't understand is it takes a it's like the particular set of skills, right? It takes a particular, like, like I think he was the one that also mentioned that that like Messi was like borderline, like or like probably like Messi like has like a level of like autistic like exactness with his like his life and his like style of play. Everything's dialed in. He's well he's doing it on a different wavelength, and that's why he sees the game differently, because he doesn't feel the noise. It's like a guy in a toilet when there's no pressure, and you're on the clock, but you're like, they're not gonna find me anywhere. I'll take my time, it's gonna come with me. I'll get it in, I'll I'll put it in. It's gonna come at the right time. Exactly. And that's there when it's that is messy, yeah. It comes at the right time. Instead, he's just like winning World Cups probably finishes like always right when his wife climaxes. Yeah. Like always, like every like every time. Here's the thing. Every time here's the thing is I think messy's wife's G-spot is a it's all G spot. Her vagina is entirely G-spot. Right. I don't think she gave her daughter vagina. His dick just exubes enzymes that turns the C into like escaping goal with the keeper halfway out. Yeah. It's like it makes it makes them it makes the vagina hesitate the wrong way, so it opens and it just goes. He just thinks the seed in. The vagina dives and then he just dives in. And then they just hug a lot. And her makeup never gets smeared. So I hadn't seen her like I'd only seen her a little bit, and I was just like. This guy's fucking this guy's amazing. He is and they made in high school. I didn't actually know that. That's that's beautiful. He went to high school in Argentina, right? Beautiful. Yeah, I had to have. Dude, you got it. If you're single, actually. If you're single when you get to travel, go to fucking. I think he was probably I think he was probably in Spain at that point. Because he came over to Barcelona at a young, young age. Young age. Oh, was he born in Argentina? Born in Argentina, came over to Spain, joined the Academy. Dude, he's the one that got away with Spain. He's like, I found my perfect queen.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

Could have easily nationalized for Spain. Any player that plays like that's the thing with nationality in soccer, we're very and it might be the same for other sports too.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

I think we're very like we're very like, hey, yeah. We should love it. We should love this more because it's corrupt as fuck. Like SEC football fans wait. You can get away with that. You know what I mean? Yeah. U of that. Yeah. By the way, it was per Michigan. It was perfect that FIFA fucking blue and yellow. I immediately got so mad. FIFA's like, I'm him. Peepa's around, like, I'm him. Dude, they're they're oh my god, I fucking hear that. The thing with like they're so Michigan's. I see blue and yellow, and I fucking see red. If I ever accidentally kill someone, it's because I saw blue and yellow. Instead of seeing it red, I'm like, ah! I'm like, oh shit. You see like like manslaughter, and like fuck. And we have a shitty loyal law school, so I can't be like, well, I got a Spartan lawyer, it's fine. It's like there is nothing. You might need to get a Michigan. We bought, yeah, exactly. We bought like, and there's the here's the rub. They have school pride. So they're like, I'm not defending this guy. You guys will you know, they're all from the East Coast. Any example, you have you guys have school pride. Yeah, yeah, but on the Michigan, like the lawyer, like it's like because our we don't have a real law school, really, I don't think. I think we bought one from Lansing, and they're like, it'll get better. If we drop our name on it, it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 15:19

It'll it'll be a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

It's like it's like Kirkland just you just get these smaller brands and you it's the only umbrella, except Kirkland's dope.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

Yeah. It's the same thing Trader Joe's does. Trader Joe's does that exactly.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

Yeah, unless they unless they they give us a sponsorship, we're not, we're not getting free on fees. Trader Joe's. I'll be my dick or I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 15:38

I will be a traded hoe for Trader Joe.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

I'll start drinking again if you give us free two buck chuck, and I'll I'll spit it in your mouth. It doesn't count. I am if you don't swallow, it doesn't count. If someone it's not drinking, there was a moment tonight. Someone spits it. Did you see how you raised that shot? I was like, what are you doing? I just felt like part of the team. That was great. If you were just what if you just shoved it down my throat and you're like, ah no, I'm not sure. And you're like, what about I would never do that? That would have been amazing. They'd be like, oh. That's kind of cool.

SPEAKER_00 16:04

So you're like, that's crazy that someone would even like that. Think about it.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

I had a former friend who I haven't really thought about reaching out. I would say we're he poured booze down your throat? Was heavily suggesting it? Like whilst drunk. Yeah, not a cool move, dude. Not a cool move. Wait, Wils drunk, he was drunk. And he was like, ah, come on. Oh, okay. Yeah. In a pass exchange. Like, you should do it. And it's like. No, like in person. Like we're next to each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's yeah, you know, you don't want to do that. I don't want to do that shit.

SPEAKER_00 16:32

But there was a moment I did feel I did feel like I'd like I was a knight of the round table putting my sword in, and I was like, ah, here's the thing.

SPEAKER_01 16:39

I think if you had done a shit shot on my belly, but I would have taken a shortcut. You guys are you guys are about to go off to battle. My body feels like that. I'm putting this back down. My body feels good. It looks good. I'm shirtless. Your body looks great. I don't give a fuck. It's functional, dude. Where do you think I generate all my power from? Core. No, it's just my mass. It's like I have a curvature, not at Peronis. But it's just like you're not bending the back up. No, it's just like, oh, angles. Where do you think I got the angle concept from? I'm like, I did have I Googled Peronis on multiplications, years apart. Yeah. But I'm like, mmm. I was okay at jump geometry, better at the postulates and the visuals, but I'm like, that is not my dick. Like, there should be like, first off, the new AI search things, and shout out to DuckDuckGo. Um, probably has better. We're just unless Google pays us. Dictick no. Dick Dick No. I like it. I like it. That was stupid. It's a great browser. It's a Laoshan browser. Dick Dick No! Dick Dicno. It's a Laotian browser. It uh it has a lot of bugs, but they're actually physical bugs. They're roaches inside the port. It's like their data center is just like a sweatshop. It's like the ring. It's the Jorash sweatshop and they don't they don't make enough stuff anymore. They're just like like uh brand and name only. Duck Duck Nota. Dick Dick No They took over the Jordash, like Laosh and when Jordash was everywhere. Because the 90s are back. Yeah, Jordash is kind of crashing. Not Door Dash. Jor. Jordash? Jor. Wait, you wait, what do you mean it's kind of crashing? People don't dashing as much as they used to. Jordash, like the the um the band the the the jeans brand? You thought I said Door Dash? Yeah, I thought you said Door Dash. Yeah, no, Jordash. Exactly. Which before your time? LA Gear, Jordash. Is it kind of like um British Knights? It's gone the way of the uh Bosnia. Out of here. What were some other jeans? Sorry, jeans brands that. Oh, um, one came back, Jenkos. Jenkos. Oh, those are what were they before? What were like what was uh popular maybe the hip hop community? Uh um very expensive. Just put no putting it down like four inches. That was yes, that was a trick where a handle sticks out. That you that's I did that, it was a squirrel. Not quite what I'm getting at. It's it's a meme. They're so overpriced. Uh Fubu? True religion? True religion. Yeah. No, okay, so they're, you know, all right. We don't want to get it. Sorry, we gotta do it. No, no, no. We're just like, this is a pivoting to a denim podcast. No, I have a I actually funny funny you mentioned this. I have a denim aside. I have a denim aside. Yeah, I'm I mean we have a little pocket for this one, okay? So there's this was this is the grueling curriculum I under when at Michigan State. But it was like my first semester. I think I had fucking four four um 2000 ETH long-ass Ethernet court, too long to hang yourself with. Um not thick enough either, not thick enough, not thick enough too long. I was bad at I quit scouts to, you know, to as we talked about to watch Save with the Bella College. So I didn't I didn't get to the knots portion. I did get to this the wanting to not do it anymore portion, which is all you need. Um But uh there I had a class, it was I had four like honors classes, and then I had a fucking racquetball class as my semester semester. And there was I just remember distinctly my buddy Rob, and he's just we had this quiz, and he's like, Man, that one question was really hard. I was like, the racquetball quiz questions were were hard. He's like, No man, I didn't know. Yeah, he was like, he was like, well, yeah. He was like, well, which one? I was like, which one? He's like, you know, the one with the well, which what are these strings, which will which one of these items are not strings not made of? And yeah, it was just like cat gut, and yeah, one of the questions was cat. And I was like, hold on, you you didn't pick denim as the no? He's like, Oh yeah, no, I thought it was not cat gut. I was like, Do you think they make fucking strings out of denim, dude? You know, maybe cat guts. Yeah, they make strings out of cat guts? Yeah. I mean, they're not alive at the time. Yeah, but what are you gonna do with an old? What's the market for cat guts, you know? Like, what type of cats are we talking? Hmm. Big cats? Bobcats? Yeah, cougars. Do bobcat is cougars, it's actually the intestines of like single moms. It's like single moms intestine. That's not a cougar to you. It's anything a cougar to anything over 38 to you, part 39. Yeah, it depends. Say 40 plus. 40 plus. Yeah, you're almost. I'm almost 30. Almost 30. Shit. Ugh, man, that was ending. No! It's like, oh my god. It did used to be like that, but it's uh No, we're not. I couldn't care less. I have made the realization though that I've like that the eggs are like you have the most eggs you'll ever have. My eggs are they're going. Um and I'm just buy other people's eggs. That's what they do. I completely missed my twenties. You're on can you trade eggs on Calchi? If you can, I'm taking unders on mine. No, no, on other people's eggs. You just buy eggs and you sell eggs. That's a thing, right? I'm egg sighted. By the way, is Rick Rubin the most vibes guy of all time? Who's Rick Ruben? He's a guy with the beard. The beard is in the polymarket commercials now, which is what you'll know him from. But he produced like seminal albums. Not seminal albums. I know the name. But seminal albums from Name It. Wait, what about Cherokee? Wait, what? Iroquois. Seminal, I'm just saying. Seminole, yeah. He produces the Iroquois. He he didn't produce Paul Revere and the Raiders, Cherokee Nation. He wasn't. He wasn't old enough yet. So stupid, I'm sorry. But it's like Iroquois. He'd be like Iroquois from Dakota. Iroquois.

SPEAKER_00 22:35

Of course, Seminole, I should really only be naming traps from Florida. Because Seminole's.

SPEAKER_01 22:39

Power Han gets down. Power Tan Power Trio. The Power Tan Power Trio.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

And he's like in a Boston Riddle. He's like, hey, he the hey and I'm bumps.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

No, that's fine. The other thing, maybe not, but the bump bump. No, I don't know which tribe actually, if there's more than one tribe that does the hmm n that that's not mine. Like, that is legit. They do I gotta learn about it. I know throat singing. There is throat. No, but that's Mongolian, though. That's cool. Well, they have throats for a throat singing. Hold on. Throat sport. Do you say they got their throat slipped by other tribes? And that's why they're a gold throat? The ones that survive have amazing vocal range. Incredible. You're just immediately going, they got the throat sport, dude. Yeah. No, here's this is why. This is why. Is because do you think for a fucking moment that Genghis Khan didn't know a good throat? And where do you think all those Mongolians came from? Um Dude, he fucked like the whole world. They're like Ancestry to the comm, just like, they don't even spit out what like what like origin. They're just like Genghis. You're like three percent. When it says other, you know when it says other, it's just like they don't add 100%. Genghis. What does that mean? 770. That everyone's a product of like fucking incest or like like warlords. Every once in a while you're like every person in the world is every once in a while it's you're 100% kubla. Is that what the con? He was the other big con that conquered a lot. He was like the Pepsi of cons. He's like, uh He didn't even have his crystal clear for every nine. They were neck and neck a little bit. I recommend Kubla.

SPEAKER_02 24:44

You know, have you thought about it?

SPEAKER_01 24:45

He's like an HMO guide. He's like, have you tried about Kubra? Have you tried Kuba? Kaiser was a derivative of modern kuba. Oh, it's a modern kuba.

SPEAKER_03 24:54

Ka ku ka kubla!

SPEAKER_01 24:57

This is a guy like you didn't have to do it. Like, have you thought maybe you should try kubla? I know you want to conquer 95% of the world. Have you tried have you thought about 40? What about staying home to gather with the other 5%? You know, it's just like cut your losses. Take the kubla away. Well, they're just like, there's like if they did enough research, if you got like, if you broke into the ancestry.com data like data center, yeah. Which who knows where the fuck put it in Bosnia. They probably didn't. We won. We need to decide where the data center goes for Ancestry to talk. God knows. I don't know. I just think God knows Bosnia's next on the Russia's list of we want your territory. Epstein was probably an early uh an early funder. Well, he was a funder because that's how he he wanted to know, he wanted to make sure that the the girls that they trafficked weren't weren't second degree relatives or he needed confirmation that they were all Genghis. They were like, I can't have because these gangas these Genghis descendants might be like, hey, sometimes I don't like being here. This isn't I thought this was a modeling gig, and why did you make me sign a tenure deal with Pepsi? Why did you why did you make me take this um why am I taking a saliva swab? Do I really why do I have to take double photos for this gig? Listen, Schmutz, I'm just saying. Schmutz, oh my god. I'm just saying. It's just a guy who's just like, he's just like at a modeling agency in the valley, and it's just like you tell me uh It's just like no, like, look, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine, sweetheart. Sweetheart, it's fine. Don't worry about it. Technically, if you're eight if you're 17 but you've graduated. How many classes do you take in the first question? Do you know what's bad if you have to ask somebody about your cards? I don't know if you I don't have the same experience, but I remember when I couldn't ask like where you farmed what your major was anymore. Oh. Yeah. Because I'm like, I don't have a lead in. It was so much easier in fucking online because you're like, hey, yeah. Or ASL. And someone's like, that's a bad line. I don't give a shit. I hate talking about it. This is a fucking numbers game. You are not an entity until you become one. You're a floating photo that I'm gooning to, will goon to, or decided not to goon to. I know. And that's literally it until we actually connect on stuff. And when we connect, but I will love you. What comes after it?

SPEAKER_00 27:20

First, before sex, maybe sperm, maybe egg. You know what comes after that? The baby.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

You know where that genealogy line is going straight to? Dude, we gotta go draw back to gig. Goes back to fucking gang history. Dude, Kuba Khan was the original sperm donor. I'm here too. He's like trying to get his product out there. He's like She's flooding the market. Dude, he was like He's trying to. He was like the ice cream truck guy you just feel sad for. And you're like, what if those guys don't even own the trucks? And it's you know why they never were didn't get a bigger molester thing? Because no one thought they had the will to do it. And when they once not gonna get out of his truck, yeah. You have to get on the truck. You have to get in the truck, you see. You have to get on the truck. The only time it's an idiot test.

SPEAKER_00 28:01

And I feel like most of the kids, and I'm making a crossover here or uh a cross analysis. I feel like a lot of kids that maybe got diddled by um potentially diddled by ice cream men, probably it they don't have to be overweight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's probably kids that were maybe the fat kids that really enjoyed ice cream that have a Pavlonian response to the sound. They're the first ones out there, and I think the drivers can hone in on the reaction time to the song. And he's like, I see you, Johnny. I know you don't run that fast in July.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

I see you, Johnny, shaking that ass. Shaking that ass out the heel to get these fucking this milky, this milky treat. Why don't you come on up here? No, no, here's the video. Come on up here, Johnny.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

It's like it's like, what what if he this is like the worst part about getting molested by an ice cream truck guy is when you just get like the like the warheads. Like you want, you just gave you a bad thing. You get the worst. They last like four seconds. You're like, and you're like, you're like, whoa. You're like there's like somewhere somewhere out there is a t-shirt. Oh mister, this is so cool. I'm gonna be a little bit more. If the molester lasts longer if the molester lasts longer than the warhead, then then that's bad. Yeah, because I I mean, for people to do to create shell companies just to molest, like like, you know, they probably have a thing that they enjoy and it's fucked up. Here comes the warhead. He's like a kid. But he's just like, wow, man. Alright, we're gonna go more from the kids' perspective, clearly. He goes, So we'll end with this because this is getting out of the head. Let's go. So he missed it. He's gotta go. He's like, oh I gotta work in kids in eight hours. I've never had the triple chocolate deluxe. Can I s can I see it? And that was one warhead that never lost its sourness. Okay.